News: The Best Prank Ever In My Eyes. yeah dude.

Dear Jackass Guys well i am John Fears and i am 27 years old and i already met some of you guys but it would be nice to meet the whole cast on the epic event. That is why i am trying out for this contest. you are rock and i have been a fan from the start of your quest for being a the best jackass. i am a film student and i want to be in show business myself and be like John Knoxville but it s hard to get in to the film industry. i have been trying since i was 14 and still nothing. you can check out my videos on my youtube at Fearsman26 and just type that in the youtube and all my videos will come up. NOw on to the matters of what prank i want to tell you guys about. this prank is special to me because me and my friends use to make our own jackass movies back in the day and this was one of our ideas and i would love it to come to life.

The poop Pump.

So the prank is you roll up to a gas station and have a bucket of shit ready to go. you pay for some gas at the pump but before you leave you put on a rubber glove and put some shit on the handle of the pump and put the handle back for the next person. Then you drive away and get to some where, where you are out of site so you can flim the reaction of the next person. you wait for the next person and wait until they grab the handle and then you laugh with your buddies. we did it and let me tell you i must say it worked like a charm. hope you guys like and hope to see ya soon. my number is 636-357-4122 and my email address is John.Fears@my.collinscollege.edu. call me buddys. yeah dude.