News: "Go Lay An Egg"

Here we revisit Ryan Dunn's famous "car up the butt" skit.  This time, see if it is possible to stick an egg-shaped object up inside yourself.  Don't use a real egg, because it will break.  Try to find something solid that will show up in an x-ray.  While laying on the x-ray table, mention things like, "it really hurt when I crossed the road to the other side, today," or "I was making scrambled eggs this morning and I thought I had five, but it turns out I only had four.  I swore there were five in there…"  After you and the doctor discuss the x-ray, make like you are trying to push something out, maybe say you have to go to the bathroom.  Have a real egg in your pocket, and pull it out, holding it visibly in your hand.  Shaking your head, say "thanks for everything.  I'm fine now," and walk out whistling.