Jackass 3D Contest News
News: The Semen Salon
In a follow-up to Terror Taxi, Ehren would be singled out to perform some kind of "stunt" or "prank" . . . which everyone is in on except for him. They get him setup in wardrobe and makeup and when it is time to do his hair, the stylist pulls out a bottle of hair gel. ONLY THIS IS NOT HAIR GEL, it is a bottle of all the guys semen, much like the box of all their pubes in Number Two. The hair person applies it then sits him under one of those giant helmet things you would see in a 1970s Beauty...
News: Zamboni Drifting
Put a 2 or 3 of the guys in the hull of a Zamboni with a couple cameras and some lights . . . then close the hatch and start drifting on a filthy ice rink. All of the snow and ice and dirt and shit gets blown into the hull . . . so not only are they getting covered in crap they are also being tossed around like a rag doll as the Zamboni does doughnuts and 180s all over the ice. And they will be freezing their asses off. Then at then the end, they get dumped out with all of the snow and ice in...
News: Shocking Awake
Basically it´s when Steve . O or weeman is sleeping use a stun baton in their asses , I think will be funny.
News: It ain't over till the fat lad sings.
As many of the crew as possible in a green house (one made of glass) wearing nothing but pants and helmets. At this point an opera singer steps in and sings the note to shatter glass bringing down glass on and all around the jackass cast.
News: nasty shake
make a shake with whatever's in the frig and give it to the unsuspecting customer. just get whatever is in the frig, mustard, ketchup, syrup, jelly, mayo..etc...It's the most disgusting thing you will ever drink and will want to throw up right after. You have to make it look like a convincing shake, so put like ice cream milk and whipped cream and a cherry on top.
News: the suicide prank. SUICIDE IS NOT FUNNY... AT ALL!!!
fake a suicide by going to a bridge tying a bungee chord to your waste, get all of the police squad firemen paramedics and all that shit to be there to make the prank even better. so you tie a bungee chord to your waste and act like your going to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge but instead of dying you live.
News: THE BUFF GUY FIGHT
we tell dave england to walk up to a big buff guy in the middle mall and make fun of him. what dave dosnt know is that the buff guy is going to get really mad and start pushing him and roughing him up then out of nowhere he pulls out a gun and tells dave to get naked in the middle of the mall infront of everybody and the big guy starts talking to him like he is going to rape him making dave scared. all filmed by hidden cameras
News: THE FAST PITCH
one guy gets on his knees with a catchers vest on his chest and a bucket on his head, we load up the picthing machine and shoot it at the bucket on the guys head making a loud and head banging noise.
News: BLINDFOLDED BIKE RACE
Three participants sit on there bikes blindfolded at the start on someones signal they start riding, there first obsticle is to get over is a mini wooden platform after they get over that, two guys are waitng with paintball guns to try to shoot the riders off there bikes, if they get passed that they haft to move and try to get in the right spot to get thru the narrow opening to the finished.
News: Enema Art Gallery
Have each of the guys do an enema, each in a different color. Then have them all shoot it out onto canvases, frame it and you have the first ever enema art fair.
News: Hot Sauce Enema
Enema filled with Tobasco . . . do it to the crew then make them run a relay race.
News: Mouse Trap 2.0
Remember when Ehren was a mouse and walked through a room of mouse traps? You know those mouse traps that are just a rectangle with all that sticky glue all over it that essentially traps the rat by sticking it to the surface? Well, do that to an entire room . . . tell Ehren he has to put a mouse costume on for some other skit, then throw him into the middle of the room and then throw all kinds of sh*t at him.
News: "Cock Fight"
You have four guys portraying the typical chicken fight game which is usually played in a swimming pool (example image attached). Only, this fight isn't inside a pool of water, but a pool of sewage or animal waste. Two guys are attached to stilts. Two other guys are placed on top of their shoulders without shirts. They have rooster wings attached to their backs and rooster combs on their heads (for costume purposes of the skit). They rub each other down with baby oil to make themselves very s...
News: Sky Dookie
Put the guys about 10 stories up on some kind of swing and then put a giant target on the ground and have the dudes all take dumps to see who gets closest to the bulls eye.
News: Catapult Olympics
Similar to earlier submission I did with catapults, but this time there would be two or three catapults. Each of the guys would be put into one of those giant plastic hamster balls and then shot from the catapult at each other so they would hopefully hit in mid-air. Then roll them down a hill into thorn bushes so it pops.
News: drop of doom
someone goes down a water slide with a thing of dawn soap and you dont tell the other person who is going down the slide on his feet when the soap come he will fall
News: Roller Skate Bobsled
Go to one of those dry-training bobsled places where Olympians train for bobsled and luge during summer when there is no snow . . . strap skates on the guys and have races down or send one down and then fire bowling balls after him. Or if in winter, same thing but on ice skates.
News: Newton's Cradle (Silver Balls)
Picture that swinging silver balls game that people sometimes have in their office (see picture). Only in this giant version, each of the guys is put into one of those giant human hamster wheels and then a crane pulls one end up and drops it and the dudes get jolted around.
News: Soccer Ball Pendulum
Suspend one of the guys in the air by rope or cable and swing him back and forth like a pendulum in front of a soccer goal, and then have some really hard-kicking soccer players start firing balls at him . . . either several all at once or one at a time.
News: DISPARA Y APUNTA
It is a game that includes a children's play wheel, paint guns, bows, arrows and darts. At the wheel will be spinning the participants with the ass in the air, every ass has a punctuation recorded and will be targeted with an air gun, dart or arrow. Each buttock punctuation will have a 100, 500 and the dimple will be maximum of 1000 points punctuation every 8 seconds and increase the speed of the wheel, so to complete the minutes or 10000-pointers in the asses of the participants or until you...
News: Double Whammy Wedgie
(In case you can't read my writing, here is the description in a little more detail)
News: Airbag Asshole
Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag off. Airbag's explode at over 200 mph, this will send the victim 4 to 5 feet in the air and will feel like someone ripped him a new asshole. Hilarity ensues this will be a classic video, try it out let me know what you think. Then get me on a plane to L.A. I wanna party with you.
News: Big Ball Kick?
My idea is to get a really big ball. Then, Build/Buy I Giant Foot. Have grips installed on ball. Have someone get on the ball. Have the ball kicked by the Giant foot at a high power. Maybe into water so who ever is launched isn't killed. Unless it's Erin. Lol. Anyways, I hope I hear from you!
News: Airbag asshole
Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag go. The victim will be thrown a good three to four feet in the air feeling as if someone has ripped him a new asshole, hilarity ensues this prank will be a classic. Try it first watch how funny it is and let me know if you want to party.
News: False Alarm
Have 2 people sleeping in 1 room across from each other, tie rope, or anything that won't rip too easily, to the end of the door knobs and oil up the floor, or put down mouse trap and tacks. Next sound of the fire alarm and make noise to make it sound like there really is a fire and have people walking around making it seem like people are leaving, having smoke go in the room of the 2 people who are the victims would be funnier. So when they believe that there really is a fire, they would try...
News: Cheesy Dick
Put cream all over your dick and put a rat inside your pants and see how cheesy this prank is in front of a school.
News: Concoctions
This is a game for however many people would like to participate. The game is simple. Everyone plays a hand of poker, whoever has the lowest hand has to make a concoction. The person who loses has to role two dice. Each die and the six numbers on it corresponds to a different list of ingredients that must be mixed into a shot glass to drink.
News: **!!THE PISS FIGHT**!!
Get lots of piss, fill waterballoons, water guns, or anything that can hold water in it.... Except fill it with piss and have a "Piss Fight"
News: !!**SHI**Y AFTERNOON**!!
Get someone to go somewhere where there's lots of people, have them stop in the middle of a crosswalk and take a shit (eat lots of Ex-Lax). Then pull up your pants and walk away.
News: !!**THE ROLLERBLADER**!!
Get lots of fake blood, put it in little packets that can be broken easily. Strap someone up with rollerblades and knee pads helmet etc. Put the fake blood pouches on your body, tape them ore something, then go to a area where there's stairs and lots of people and attempt to jump them or roll down them. You fall on purpose and make sure you pop all the fake blood packs (have some in your mouth and helmet). act like your in serious pain and get up all dazed and confused. Quickly stumble or bla...
News: Bubble Wrap Catapult
Ever seen how far a catapult can throw stuff??????? A LONG WAY.
News: !!**THE MILKSHAKE**!!
Basically, what you do is get a lot of meat patties from a variety of different fast food restaurants or even just different types of meat or sausage and blend it all up. Make someone drink it and watch them puke, challenge is to drink all of it, WHEN they puke they must drink the puke.
News: Backwards Roller Coaster Buffer
Get each guy to eat a ton of mexican or some other heavy food, or get them all drunk, then modify the seats of some really intense roller coaster, one with flips and corkscrews and stuff, so that they ride all backwards. Or, after each run they each have to take a shot. See who can go the longest or see who pukes the most. Hooray!
News: !!**LOST ALPINISTS**!!
Get lots of bright snow gear including a survival backpack and the necessary thing u need to survive in a blizzard on your own. Have tins, cans ice pics, whatever hanging from your backpack. Have a separate big bag kinda like a duffel bag attached by a rope to your harness on your waist. Go downtown where there's lots of people and walk like your in a blizzard (maybe have snowshoes on?). Or you can take that idea, erase the part about the duffel bag on the back and put 3 other people dressed ...
News: Loose Mountain Biking
Give each guy a mountain bike and send them down a really rough course or BMX track, but the fork is not attached to the wheel, the fork is just resting on the wheel but not screwed on. So, first jump or bump and it's bye-bye. See who can go furthest.
News: Coffee Shop Desk Top
Have on of the guys go into a coffee shop where lots of people are working on their sleek laptops and have him assemble an enormous, old, clunky computer and printer right there while everyone watches.
News: Tandem Skating/Tandem BMX
Two dudes, one board...or two dudes, one doubles BMX bike. Drop them in on a half-pipe or bowl or on a MEGA-RAMP or BMX track.
News: Squash Ball Firing Squad
Ever been hit by a squash ball? I have, and it hurts like shit and will leave an ENORMOUS welt. IDEA: get a dozen or so hard-hitting squash pros to fire away at a few of the guys, or have one of them stand facing the wall during an intense game of doubles squash.
News: The Fart Drink
To prepare for the prank eat some dairy products or beans. Anything that will make you fart. Invite over a group of friends to have some drinks. Have someone be the designated camrea man.
News: mexican football
The idea is to eat as many hot bean burrito's as possible (untill u cant eat no more) then we shall play football without equipment tackling the opponent forcing him do vomit or poop out the hot bean burrito's... Steve-o shall enjoy this one lol! BORRICOS here i come OLAY!!!!