Awh, The Tiger Escaped
dress up as zoo officials complete with blood and ripped clothes (all will be explained!) and get an animal transporter with 'tiger on board beware- keep distance' posters on the transporter..
stage a crash out side a mall or similar where people cant see the back of the van but is busy then run screaming into the stores screaming ''THE TIGER HAS ESCAPED, THE ****ING TIGER, HES ALREADY KILLED ONCE! HE WAS BEING TAKEN AWAY TO BE KEPT OWN HIS OWN, I TRIED TO CATCH HIM BUT HE GOT ME!''