The best messed up prank segment

Apply ants to inside of straight jacket

Convince someone that they can get out of a straight jacket

(Use a magician to show them how to get out)

Bet a large sum of money that they can't do it blind folded

Insert person into ant-filled straight jacket

Load paintball guns

(as many people on set as possible should have one)

TARGET PRACTICE!

Offer sweet salvation (take off straight jacket)

Use firehose to get person onto slingshot

FIRE SLINGSHOT! (water filled with leeches or something)

Apply Icy-Hot and superglue to anus/ penis area of manthong

(a shiny one so they don't notice the icy-hot and super glue)

Offer it to them so they can dry off and do an "on camera interview"

Laugh as they try to get it off

Rip thong out like a band-aid

(explain that this is the only way to get it out)

Improv whatever you can add!