Blimp dick. Its basically a giant penis blimp. Make a blimp or something shaped like a giant dick and let it go in the sky. Also, have little balloons shaped like sperm coming out of the tip of it. Try to fly it when theres a baseball or football game going on. Just imagine everyone sitting there watching the game and then all of a sudden a big dick blimp flys overhead and sperm starts coming out of it. You know it will get on the news and stuff. Imagine them showing a clip of it. It'll probably be some blurred out image just moving across the sky ha.