News: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

a dude with a man thong and cat whiskers and a painted on cat nose and cat ears will stand on a marked space with big rubber bands stretched all around and all over his body like hes standin in a circle.the rubber bands will be stretched all over him and then they will be let go and snapped onto him and it will hurt like shit and it will leave red tiger stripe lines all over him and then right after hes like AHH FUCKKK!!! a big like fake dragon head will pop up and spit boiling hot water all over him and then while hes screaming in pain all these other jackasses with asian clothes on will dance like an asian dance around him.crouching tiger hidden dragon!