News: Does This Make My Butt Look Big!?

Ok, this prank is an idea I have for part of a comedy film I am writing a treatment for, and it is dedicated to pranks and pranksters!

This idea is based on women always, ALWAYS, going nuts over their butts and how big they are! Women are always so self-conscious about their weight and their butts, and always putting guys on the spot asking how they look in clothes and if something makes their butts look big, so this is dedicated to all those women out there!

We would need a guy, maybe a cast or crew member with a wife, girlfriend or sister who would fall for a prank, but could and maybe should be used with a random guy who's wife, girlfriend or sister would not expect any prank (just worried that the girls you guys hang with may not fall for it as they may be to savvy and used to the fun and wild pranks and skits) but either way we need a guy who can prank a girl and what he does is this....

Wait until she is gone for a week or at the very least a long weekend, and take all and I mean ALL of her clothing and downsize it all, by one size, so that when she returns and puts her clothes on, everything, and I mean EVERYTHING feels too small!

As she stresses and flips out the guy has to keep his cool and let her flip over all of her pants, jeans, shirts, skirts and more, all feeling too snug! She will think she has put on weight from her recent trip, where as we all know women tend to party and get lose with the food and drink, so she will come home to find NOTHING FITS ANYMORE and it all feels small!!!

She will flip out... especially when theguy finally tells her that it isn't her but her clothes, because he changed them all for smaller sized items!

This may require security or a police escort, to save the guys life as the girl will likely go ballistic, and won't it be fun to watch a girl losing her mind thinking she has put on weight and now can't fit in her clothing!!

Now if this is too much or perhaps too dangerous as all us guys know that when it comes to their weight and appearance, women can be fightening and violent! ;) If this is too much we could do something wild and crazy, as I am from LA and hate LA traffic, like anyone who has ever lived there, I want to have the cast and crew all dress up as Shepherds and herd a giant flock of sheep down the 10 Freeway on Monday morning at say about 8:00 am PT. The cast herds a couple hundred sheep up the onramp at say Figueroa or somewhere around there and stops all traffic herding sheep down the 10 Freeway to maybe Century City or heck, how about Santa Monica and the 3rd Street Prominade! ;) Would be fun to shut down LA traffic on a Monday morning and piss all the angry Yuppie commuters off! This is a secondary idea in case pissing a girl off by downsizing all her clothes is too scary for you guys!! ;)

and I have tons more ideas, some wilder and some crazier than these even! ;)

Would love to be a part of this if you are up for it and I will take just about any challenge you have for me to! ;)

James Malone

Telephone: 760-367-3121 (and I am in So Cal so will save you money on the flight to be used for the prank!!!;)

email: james_malone@yahoo.com

Facebook: thatmediaguy (look for pic of Belushi from Animal House!)