Make announcement to people there's a Donkey Kong Competition!
People arrive and see a real life set looking like the classic arcade game. (see photo)
Preston Lacy is dressed as ape throwing barrels as Wee-man is the Mario character.
Damsel in distress is Chris Pontius.
With 3-D affect barrels looks awesome coming off screen.
The remaining Jackass team would be set on fire trying to get Mario!
A few can even be in some of the barrels for added fun and abuse.
Add in huge hammer, let the 3-D wild adventure begin.