News: Double Whammy Wedgie

(In case you can't read my writing, here is the description in a little more detail)

Two simultaneous punches to groin and "brown starfish" that then cause weights to drop (or some other device) causing the fists to swing up and away.  This causes the rope or bungee cord tied to fists to launch into the participant with such force to lift them into the air, or at least off the ground for a would be magical adventure into wedgie world.