DRAG Queen Eharmony or some dating website

Well I'm from Denver Colorado, which the nickname is Menver!!" I Have been a Denver Single Mad Man for quite sometime... I tried some online dating (Horrible experience, but everyone is doing it!!From Menver)  My Only date from that BS Eharmony, The girl was smoking hot in her pictures but showed up huge as Hell!! And Bragged about how much she loves to eat!! Couldnt believe it!! So I think a Prank should be dressing up like a girl but looking for men (Strait people)... It could goes as far as grinding your junk on the dance floor or show up sexy with a huge buldge!! Because online dating is COMEDY.. (You guys wouldnt know though) Hehe!!!