Take one drunk person passed out with shoes on
Add a couch
Add drunk man to couch
Add another couch on top of drunk man upside down
Add duck tape , plastic wrap, moving straps. ect ( what ever to hold the two couches with the drunk trapped inside shut)
Add stake boards to all 4 wheels on the bottom couch
Add one 20ft length of rope wrapped around said couches
Take said rope and attach it to back of truck and teach that drunk fuck not to ever pass out with his shoes on again.
PS. Black Marker works well to add insult to injury
Want to master Microsoft Excel and take your work-from-home job prospects to the next level? Jump-start your career with our Premium A-to-Z Microsoft Excel Training Bundle from the new Gadget Hacks Shop and get lifetime access to more than 40 hours of Basic to Advanced instruction on functions, formula, tools, and more.