News: F#*K Jeff Tremaine!

F#*K Jeff Tremaine!

F#*K Jeff Tremaine!

For those who were creeped out by the Knoxville mannequin, well now i've outdone myself!  Just like Jackass has taken their game to a whole new level with 3D, i've taken mine to a new level...the Jeff Tremaine sex doll!  Though I can't take full credit for this doozy, because Mr. Julien Nitzberg(genius behind The Wild Whites of West Virginia) came up with the idea.  He suggested I make one, and he would hand deliver it to Mr. Knoxville himself(for reasons only to be kept secret).

The prank:  Gather the Jackass gang (exclude Mr. Tremaine) with only Mr. Knoxville and Mr. Tremaine in on the prank.

  • State that a custom Jeff Tremaine sex doll has been created and as a gift from the cast to give to their humble father figure director.  Mr. Knoxville then explains to his fellow colleagues that before this exotic gift is given to Mr. Tremaine, each cast member can have their "way" with it. Thus giving a used Jeff Tremaine sex doll to the real Mr. Jeff Tremaine!
  • When the crate supposedly carrying the Tremaine sex doll is delivered to the cast, Jeff Tremaine in the flesh is really in the crate(bum naked flesh that is).
  • The cast will then be informed the many "embellished" perks of the doll, for example, anus smells like vanilla, or the doll comes with flour to perform the "Poof" 
  • the crate holding a thought to be sex doll (but with the real Mr. Tremaine inside) will have only one circular hole in it.  A hole with an arrow the reads "Try Me!" 
  • Cast members are then encouraged to reach inside, either using hands/other body parts or to take a peak inside with their face.  Thus feeling around, grabbing at a naked, hopefully aroused Mr. Jeff Tremaine.  If a cast members head peers in to inspect the quality work of this doll, just maybe will they experience a "Poof" in the face( that's if Mr. Tremaine's up for the task)

 What waits inside, only a naked Jeff Tremaine knows!

F#*K Jeff Tremaine!

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