Step 1 Dress up the Jackass guys like women, including high heels.
Step 2 Place them in a rodeo arena.
Step 3 Have the Jackass crew sit at a table in the middle of the rodeo.
Step 4 Act out a bad theatre play with the crew discussing random thing and drinking coffee.
Step 5 Release a bull into the arena to chase down each of the Jackass guys.
Step 6 The last person to leave the arena is declared the winner.
Step 7 The losers get to enjoy a nice cup of bull piss.