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Step 1  Dress up the Jackass guys like women, including high heels.

Step 2  Place them in a rodeo arena.

Step 3  Have the Jackass crew sit at a table in the middle of the rodeo.

Step 4  Act out a bad theatre play with the crew discussing random thing and drinking coffee.

Step 5  Release a bull into the arena to chase down each of the Jackass guys.

Step 6  The last person to leave the arena is declared the winner.

Step 7  The losers get to enjoy a nice cup of bull piss.