Here we revisit Ryan Dunn's famous "car up the butt" skit. This time, see if it is possible to stick an egg-shaped object up inside yourself. Don't use a real egg, because it will break. Try to find something solid that will show up in an x-ray. While laying on the x-ray table, mention things like, "it really hurt when I crossed the road to the other side, today," or "I was making scrambled eggs this morning and I thought I had five, but it turns out I only had four. I swore there were five in there…" After you and the doctor discuss the x-ray, make like you are trying to push something out, maybe say you have to go to the bathroom. Have a real egg in your pocket, and pull it out, holding it visibly in your hand. Shaking your head, say "thanks for everything. I'm fine now," and walk out whistling.