Hi Jackass team, guess I am a dumbass for not reading the rules (stupid within USA rule)
So knowing that I can not win makes this seem a bit of a wasted effort but you never know you might just love the idea that follows.
Ok so you guys have arsed around at driving ranges before, but have you ever considered using the oldman and or women and gone along with a younger actor who is pretending to be a pro golfer and what everyone will think is ok that's nice to see someone take up the game at such age! Ten-15 minutes into the lesson the so called Pro starts getting a little bit to hands on with his coaching and to the horror of people around they continue to get frisky before walking away claiming they are away to bed for some xrated fun!
(if this could be done at posh place the more funny it wll be)