i have always wanted to do this

i was just randomly thinking about this one day. while i sat here on the couch i looked over at the door, in noticed that the hallway from the door leads directly to where i was sitting and the road is streight to the door.

 and then i t hit me, how pissed would my roomate be if he was sitting here watching his t.v. and i was to ride a bike as fast as i can down the street into the front door and right into the couch! prefferably knocking him into the t.v. and breaking it :))))) it may just be me but i think it would be fun!