forget that half assed human foosball, this is the real deal.
set up a giant foosball game- strap your selves to some kind of revolving polls to flip you upside down like real foosball;
throw in some balls filled with nasties (dog anal gland juice is the most foul smelling substance known to man) and let the game begin!
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