The Jackass Olympics is a test not only of athleticism but also what every true sportsman or in some case women should have balls of steel!!
I foresee the event to be a close contest, with the winner being awarded what all winners should receive in this event fuck all but pain and a laugh!
The Jackas Olympics wil consist of an opening & closing cermony with 3 main sporting events with a sick twist!
Opening Cermony, the olympic anal torch is lit (as it sounds)
Event 1 The Crazy Hurdles, a regular set of hurdles used but set at a high height and if you are so lucky to hurdle that then you must stay on your feet as landing or marbles is difficult
Event 2 The Triple Jump, again regular setup but the triple jumping involves a hop over broken glass a skip over mouse traps and jump not into sand but into thumbtacks or if to severe then just sand but stone filled sand!
Event 3 The Pole Vault or the High Jump but not on to a nice air cushion into a pile of tree branches
Closing Cermony Fireworks or if really stupid the firework relay race