News: Monkey Being

Step 1

So you go to the local zoo dressed as monkeys. It would be better if the monkeys looked extremely fake, like if they were green or purple or something.

Step 2

Start throwing poop at each other, climb trees, beat each other up, pick bugs off each other.

Step 3

While doing this have a tour guide telling the visitors about the "monkeys". they need to answer questions about the species and everything. You have to be serious, too.