News: Never Drinking Again, Worst Hangover Wakeup

If you've gotten drunk and had a hangover, you know how bad it can be in the morning. The slightest thing is like tortue. This will make someone never wanna drink again. It gets pretty good, so you gotta read it all.

Ok, get someone to drink very heavy that doesnt drink that often. We can do this the night you fly us out to L.A.. Say its to celebrate us winning.

Set up a bunch of alarm clocks in their room(loud noises suck)

Aim a bright light right in their eyes and when they wake up turn it on.

Have some gay stuff laying around like something bad happened. Have a video camera set up aimed at the bed with the tape missing. Have a note that says "Had a lovely night-Brad. P.S. I kept the tape for personal use xoxo"

Pee on them and the bed so they think they pissed themselves

If they have other clothes, throw them in the pool or burn them. If you can show/talk about jizz on tv, jizz on their clothes so they're forced to wear pissed soaked clothes or clothes with jizz spots.

Put something in the room that smells really bad(ask the night we're drinking what they think is worse smell so you know what to put in the room)

Hide their shoes and put thumb tacks at the door so when they come running out they get a bunch of thumb tacks in their feet.

Cook them raw sausage(have the outside cooked) and rotten eggs.

Have two drinks in the fridge, sour milk and Gatorade(its actually piss)

If they try to get water out of the water dispenser in the fridge, have it hooked up so its vodka.

Put laxative in the coffee

Replace the Aspirin with some sort of other pill. Possibly a laxative pill if they dont go for the coffee.

Saw the legs on the chairs so when they sit the legs break and they fall.

Lube up the bathroom floor

Make the toilet water a solid

Replace the tootpaste with Preparation H and put vodka in the mouth wash.

Move their car way down the street so they have to walk and get it. Flatten a tire or all of them. Make the inside smell like the worse smell to them and have the gas on empty.

Put glue in the ignition so they cant start it.

When they get in the car have a cop give them a DUI. The alcohol will still be in their system.

Lock them out of the house so they'll have diarrehea outside.

They'll probably try to call someone so glue their keypad so they cant dial or if they have a flip phone super glue it shut.

To top it off, maybe bring over the girl they like.

If you want to do this to a member of Jackass, single them out and tell them I won for a different prank of mine. I have a bunch. Also, if you dont think this is enough, I have way more things we can add.

Honestly, I'd rather take a bullet to my leg than have this happen to me.