News: Never Drinking Again, Worst Hangover Wakeup

Never Drinking Again, Worst Hangover Wakeup

Never Drinking Again, Worst Hangover Wakeup

If you've gotten drunk and had a hangover, you know how bad it can be in the morning. The slightest thing is like tortue. This will make someone never wanna drink again. It gets pretty good, so you gotta read it all.

Ok, get someone to drink very heavy that doesnt drink that often. We can do this the night you fly us out to L.A.. Say its to celebrate us winning.

Set up a bunch of alarm clocks in their room(loud noises suck)

Aim a bright light right in their eyes and when they wake up turn it on.

Have some gay stuff laying around like something bad happened. Have a video camera set up aimed at the bed with the tape missing. Have a note that says "Had a lovely night-Brad. P.S. I kept the tape for personal use xoxo"

Pee on them and the bed so they think they pissed themselves

If they have other clothes, throw them in the pool or burn them. If you can show/talk about jizz on tv, jizz on their clothes so they're forced to wear pissed soaked clothes or clothes with jizz spots.

Put something in the room that smells really bad(ask the night we're drinking what they think is worse smell so you know what to put in the room)

Hide their shoes and put thumb tacks at the door so when they come running out they get a bunch of thumb tacks in their feet.

Cook them raw sausage(have the outside cooked) and rotten eggs.

Have two drinks in the fridge, sour milk and Gatorade(its actually piss)

If they try to get water out of the water dispenser in the fridge, have it hooked up so its vodka.

Put laxative in the coffee

Replace the Aspirin with some sort of other pill. Possibly a laxative pill if they dont go for the coffee.

Saw the legs on the chairs so when they sit the legs break and they fall.

Lube up the bathroom floor

Make the toilet water a solid

Replace the tootpaste with Preparation H and put vodka in the mouth wash.

Move their car way down the street so they have to walk and get it. Flatten a tire or all of them. Make the inside smell like the worse smell to them and have the gas on empty.

Put glue in the ignition so they cant start it.

When they get in the car have a cop give them a DUI. The alcohol will still be in their system.

Lock them out of the house so they'll have diarrehea outside.

They'll probably try to call someone so glue their keypad so they cant dial or if they have a flip phone super glue it shut.

To top it off, maybe bring over the girl they like.

If you want to do this to a member of Jackass, single them out and tell them I won for a different prank of mine. I have a bunch. Also, if you dont think this is enough, I have way more things we can add.

Honestly, I'd rather take a bullet to my leg than have this happen to me.

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Oh my God, this is it. You people have to read this! I'd rather be shot than have this happen to me.

wow. lol, a little over the top. but the only problem is this would piss off even people with a very good sence of humor. but knowing Jackass, this probaly isn't to much for them

I think this would be good for a member of Jackass 'cause they'll laugh at it later. I would laugh at it later. A lot of things in there my friends and I have done to people before, but only one thing at a time. This is something that never stops and we've pretty much got them from which ever way they go. Being hung over and just having one of these things happen would be horrible.

yeah any of this would suck pretty bad, and yeah it probaly would have to be like steveo.. sorry steveo, like ya and everything but he would be about the best in my opinion

MY friend said the same thing, but Steve-O has been sober for about 2yrs.

no #$%@.. hey good for him. i wish him the best.. so then johnny

I'm hungover right now and reading this again just made me sick

i can't help but think the guy with the yellow head band looks so familiar.. i swear i think i have seen or meet him somewhere before

If you live in AZ you probably have. Me and that guy are everywhere.

nah i live in missouri, but i have been to all 48 connected states

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