News: poopcorn (The Greatest Thing Ever, hands down)

poopcorn (The Greatest Thing Ever, hands down)

Stuff popcorn-seeds up someones ass when they're asleep (Like, REALLY asleep) and heat the ass with a lighter or with something else and wait for the popcorn pop in... da ass. Maybe they'll shoot out of there. That'd be so cool...

Oh and the 'someone' should have not wiped his ass after taking a dump.