- Find a very popular and classy 5 star restaurant
- Go there on a busy night eg. saturday night
- Go use the bathroom and while your in there strip down and smear some stuff that looks like shit around your ass.
- Go out to the reception of the hotel (take detours so more people can see) and tell them i've noticed that theres no toilet paper left in the ladies bathroom.
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