Right before the male target goes to sleep, "burrow" their car keys. take the car to the professional painter and give it a new paint job. color it in hot pink, put a license plate saying "i love cock", decorate the interior of the card with fluffy pink seats and make it look like a 100% chick car....
If i had money i would of done that already to one of my friends. I guarantee the look on their face will be priceless.
i am the white guy in the pic