Snakes on a Plane
(or Serpents on an Aircraft if copyrighted)
This recipe has been passed on for many generations.
Ingredients:
1 or more
Unsuspecting Jackasses
1
One private jet capable of doing in air maneuvers and stunts.
1
One pilot capable of making the jet do rolls, loops, ect.
Shit Ton
Snakes
Directions:
1. Place unsuspecting crew on plain under false pretences (going to Vegas, photo shoot, or flying to location to film something for this stupid contest)
2. Lock cabin, and door to the pilot, take off.
3. Once in the air have the pilot fake turbulence and come over the loud speaker and say something like " folks looks like we have some problems it's seem there are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane".
4. Release the snakes.
5. Start the stunt flying.
6. Enjoy.
Tip: If snakes are unable get creative (poo, bees, used condoms, polar bear, ect ).
Want to master Microsoft Excel and take your work-from-home job prospects to the next level? Jump-start your career with our Premium A-to-Z Microsoft Excel Training Bundle from the new Gadget Hacks Shop and get lifetime access to more than 40 hours of Basic to Advanced instruction on functions, formula, tools, and more.
Other worthwhile deals to check out:
- 97% off The Ultimate 2021 White Hat Hacker Certification Bundle
- 98% off The 2021 Accounting Mastery Bootcamp Bundle
- 99% off The 2021 All-in-One Data Scientist Mega Bundle
- 59% off XSplit VCam: Lifetime Subscription (Windows)
- 98% off The 2021 Premium Learn To Code Certification Bundle
- 62% off MindMaster Mind Mapping Software: Perpetual License
- 41% off NetSpot Home Wi-Fi Analyzer: Lifetime Upgrades
Be the First to Comment
Share Your Thoughts