In-Store Porno Shoot

Go to a place where they sell mattresses.

Start bringing in equipment to make a porn. Make sure it's a gay porno.

Come with whips and chains and just whatever you can think of. Start setting up your "set".  Customers will be staring & when they try to kick you out just explain to them what you are doing, tell them you don't see anything wrong with you are doing.

To make it even more disturbing, don't forget the donkey lol.