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In-Store Porno Shoot

Step 1

Go to a place where they sell mattresses.

Step 2

Start bringing in equipment to make a porn. Make sure it's a gay porno.

Step 3

Come with whips and chains and just whatever you can think of. Start setting up your "set".  Customers will be staring & when they try to kick you out just explain to them what you are doing, tell them you don't see anything wrong with you are doing.

Step 4

In-Store Porno Shoot

To make it even more disturbing, don't forget the donkey lol.

11 Comments

Shut The Contest... He Wins!!! hahahahhaha

why does step 2 clarify that its a gay porn? ive never heard of 2 guys #$%@ing and it not being gay

cause i didn't say have two guys. they could have had a chick there.

They'll get kicked out the second they start setting up things...

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