Ive noticed when Im drunk I SUCK HARD.
By that I mean I give some serious hickeys. Not a little romantic pink mouth size thing. Im talkin some major black, blue, purple, red broken blood capillary, teeth included, raping the whole side of a neck type shit. It looks majorly brutal and takes months to go away.
Maybe this can go to use on the face, eyes, nose, necks of the jackass dudes.
Then they can all have a matching love mark from the "Suck Queen".
They could also have a "Movement Measure" downstairs during all the ravaging. The Measure could be a competition in abstinence, to see who can try their hardest not to get hard. Or the opposite, see whose the most virile and can get hard the quickest during all the neck rape.
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