If you have to get the person a little drunk just to convince the person to get a tattoo. Before he/she gets it talked to the tattoo artist and give them the real tattoo to put on the victim. The tattoo has to be really funny. Let's say the tattoo is going to be on Ehren. The tattoo would say "I am (Name)'s bitch!" and it would have a picture of that person holding Ehren's leash and Ehren would be dressed up as a dog or something like that. (It doesn't have to be Ehren or Johnny it could be anyone, they where just an example.)
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