News: Team Building

10 years already... I think it's time for some teambuilding, Jackass-style!

An easy 3 step program to tighten up those bonds amongst the Jackass team members...

Step 1

'Towel-Tag ALONG':

Before we can start a decent teambuilding journey, we need to set up some teams.

With this little game I'm sure the best friends will end up, NOT together.

What we need:

-The Jackass-team

-Nine towels

-9 goggles

-Skill

How does it work:

Out of a hat an innocent hand picks out the first two players:

Paper rock scissor (P.R.S.) decides 'who of the two' can start the towel whip...

(If you don't know 'towel whipping' ask anybody working in a kitchen, they will gladly explain you)

Goal:

The winner of P.R.S. may start to try, the loser stands still and the other way around...

The first one who can plant an audible whip on the other guy's body, wins...

What do you win and what do you get when you loose:

Winner:

He can decide what skit (see step 2) the loser has to do, making sure that he himself doesn't get involved in that particular skit... 

(what a price, indeed)

Loser:

The loser however can choose any of the remaining members to become his tag along in the skit decided by the winner, taking away the chance of that member whipping himself out of a skit... 

Booohoo that's not fair... 

Nobody asked me to be fair...

After this, the winner get's back into the hat and it all starts over again, untill there are four teams...

Being with nine in the jackass team there is only one getting out of doing a skit. 

He will be known as 'The ultimate whipper'.

Step 2

'The skits'

Skit 1: 

'MARBLE MADNESS:

'Where we take looping to the extreme'

What we need:

-one big iron ball that can fit a human

-one ramp with a loop

-one giant jump blob

-one velcro suit

-one velcro receiver plate high up on a crain

-marbles and mousse traps

-a lake

How do we do it:

The team performing this skit decides who is going to do the marble and who is going to be launched...

The big ball is filled with marbles, mousse traps and a team member.

It is then rolled down a ramp trying for the loop, ending up on the blob, sending the other member sky high, trying to stick to the velcro receiver up on the crain...

Easy...

Skit 2:

'PORTA POTTI BOEM BOEM'

'Where we take the Porta Potti to the extreme'

What we need:

-two nicely filled up Porta Pottis, one with a hook, one with wheels

-one death ride with a side way loop

-Bob's big ramp (google it, if you don't know about this one)

-a lake for the death ride

How do we do it:

All nicely strapped up in the Porta Potti, one will take the Porta Potti with wheels down Bob's big ramp.

The other member of the this team will get hooked up on the death ride and tries to perform the first ever side way loop with a Porta Potti...

Easy...

Skit 3:

'JELLO no GO GO'

'Jell-oh my god that hurts'

What we need:

-on transparent cube

-lot's of jello

-the most spicy pepper in the world

-pepper spray

-two refreshing buckets of water

How we do it:

This team of two, will be Jello-wed down into the cube until only their heads stick out.

One team member will eat the pepper, the other will get pepper sprayed.

Now let's see who is the fastest in reaching the buckets of water planted next to the cube.

Easy...

Skit 4:

'THE SLIP AND FLY'

'We all seen slip and slides, slip and dies and fake slip and fly's, now let's see if it really works'

What we need:

-one wiener costume

-one bun costume

-two of the largest slip and slides ever built with ramps at the end

-a lake

-two floating rubber swimming pools, one filled with mustard, one with ketchup

How do we do it:

This team will dress up as a bun and a wiener, take the slip and slide and try to land in the pools with mustard and ketchup.

Easy...

STEP 3:

Now after this is done, let's all hug each other, knowing that the team is set for another 10 years...