News: turd mines

running through a field of turd mines, but the turds explode on q.  a master turd operator at the helm with a trigger button. haha! speedos & blublockers required! or maybe an obstacle course like american gladiators with paintballs, turds & slime. a GWAR obstacle course. eeww! 

a shocking cell phone stand would be cool too. people buy or win free phones & get shocked when they call someone. 

or you guys could just fly me & the ladies of Burlesque Le' Mustache out. They could preform a show & i could get drunk with you guys? Hell, I'll pay for my flight if I can drink beer with you guys. 

Buddy Walker 563-468-3863