Step 1 Figure it out.
Step 2 The "almost" part means their illegally riding in the back of a pick-up.
Step 3 Jam-pack it with white folk.
Step 4 Start driving away from the border.
Step 5 Try to get as many Hispanic-Americans to make a heinous face before you get pulled over.
Step 6 Read the rules again like I'm about to, jackasses.