Winner Winner

This contest can be the ultimate prank on a fan- or another one can be created.  Upon winning, the first day of the "prize" can start with a flight on a crappy airline with 2 long layovers. (one can be a hopper flight with a pilot that appears intoxicated) Once arriving in LA, the winner should be met by a driver waiting to take them to their hotel in a beat up old limo. (having them sign a waiver to be filmed first of course)  The driver should stop on the way at a drive thru and tell the winner it's all they are providing for dinner.  The hotel should be a class-A fleabag establishment.  The kind where someone doesnt even want to walk on the carpet without shoes. (with hidden cameras of course) There should be LOUD neighbors keeping the winner up all night and no hot water/flushing toilet/working phone/crappy tv reception/random hookers knocking on the door and an empty green pool.  Then at 6am, Preston should show up and greet the winner- telling them Johnny is unavailable and he was the best they could come up with on such short notice. Then the winner will be told they are returning home early due to budget cuts on the film, but instead the winner will be taken to a new location for the "real" prize and meet the crew as the butt of the joke