Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories
News: Bridge Jump
Jump to a bridge, but the body must be flat(straight) when it drop in the water. exactly the same in the picture,just like all the way when it drop.For sure that will hurt...wahaha...
News: one shocking dump
rig a toilet seat to shock the person when they sit down to use the toilet, rig the faucet, door handle and shower as well
News: the chesse
see who can eat the most block cheese and keep it down
News: CLEAR EYES
Have you noticed how many times ppl rub their eyes? well they do..haps you jus dont noticed okay so get some hot peppers cut them in halves rub the halves on EVERY door knob, then wen someone touches the knob then their eye THE REST IS FUNNY
News: vidos car
get don vitos car get a crain lift it with the crain and crash it in tto he's house it would be so funny
News: magnifying glass
do this all day grab a magnifying glass then burn people all day and they get so mad
News: bees
have a maze with lots of clear windows or mirror doors put some in their then relase alot of bees ,and while thier runung they be crashing into the windows/mirrors and when they come out of the maze shoot him with some paintball gun then it him with a big ball
News: thumb tacs
put some tacs in to some shoes and has soon ass they put them on they be in pain
News: Long and Jurassic C#$k
Ok, so for this one its going to be on my friend Nathans cousin, Justin, once again. We mess with this guy sooo much ha. Read the whole prank, but it short, He thinks he's gonna be in an actual movie, but instead its a Jurassic Park themed gay porn shoot. So we're gonna tell him we're going to California to be in Jurassic Park 4(he'll believe it, trust me). On the flight we can even have a couple pages of a fake script to read. When we get there it'll be just like any other shoot or at least ...
News: Lambo Destructo
Lambo Destructo: Use this pavement cutter to saw Bam's Lambo in half or drive through April & Phil's house.
News: The Snatch
This prank will take place at any local fast food drive thru, and will require more than one person to complete. You have 2 people following a car wearing gorilla suits when the drive thru attendant hands the bag of food to the customer, you have the first person run up and snatch the bag only to run off and dive into the bushes. You have the 2nd person still waiting behind the car and since the fast food establishment has no other choice, but to re-do the order while the 2nd person in the go...
News: The unwanted greeter
you dress up as a walmart greeter,, all decked out in greeter gear,, maybe even in the oldman makeup,,, then u go to a store where theres a greeter and tell them they got fired and that youre their replacement. Then u just stand there and greet everybody that comes in like its your job,, anytime the greeter says anything u just keep saying to them,
News: Jetski slingshot
Imagine the river and all its nobleness until the Jetski rips into the frame. In the distance you see a line across the river. Instead of inspecting the line the rider (Robb-me) goes full throttle at the line ( bunji-cord) Then the rider stands up just in time to catch it on the ribs. Sending the rider flying into the air like a bottlerocket. Landing what ever way was intended by what ever god you choose, personally I am choosing Poseidon because he could release the cracken would'nt that be ...
News: oragel toothpaste
fil a toothpaste bottle with orgel (that numbing stuff) instead of toothpaste
News: The Surprise...
The surprise...
News: Super Glue?
i think you guys should super glue someones pee pee to the stomach when there sleepin'... Totally safe.
News: Super Mario Bros Live
i say u get a few jackasses together and make a skit as if you where all in mario land the old school games and have to dodge stuff like weights and porkipines or anything as well jump over water and pipes. also have all kinds of messed up stuff in the way like dog shit or nails or glass or even a bunch or hair ass fat chicks haha but all still in mario outfits and yoshi etc.. i think it would be so damn funny if u guys can pull off what in saying.
News: The GO-KART PAINTBALL
GO-Kart paint ball.....you race 3 laps or a sub-mission ( meaning last man standing wins ) this requirements : 2 people, paintball gun, paintballs , go-karts, and MEN
News: Truffle Shuffle Nut Shot
Whenever we get together and hang, my friends are always talkin' me into doin' the famed truffle shuffle from the movie 'The Goonies', made famous by the character Chunk. Well, this is where I got the idea for this prank.
News: wasabi twinky
get a twinky take out the cream from the inside put wasabi in the twinky and they will be burning up
News: human basket ball
launch someone from a giant sling shot into a flameing hoop over water
News: bad toothpaste
grap some toothpaste take all the tooth paste out put some tuna or somthing that nasty
News: trany
have some one go out with a atractive women then go on a date
News: mouse trap
put a mouse trap in a bag of chips then wait for someone to get some chips
News: chocolate poop
o.k this is very funny prank you get some poop make it in to a chocolate bar
News: Target launch
Pretty much all you do is stick someone on the seat, drive a car off the ramp and try to hit the target. This will launch whoever is on it onto a trampoline and then they will bounce into a pool filled with crap.
News: crazy f***s
OK here is my prank... dress up as a much of crazy shyt go around town party boying ppl then dress up as mexicans an act like we accpect from the border control.
News: stinky massage/SPA!!!!!
OK here the plan take a friend to spa and get the works!!!!!!!!!!!!(BUT) HERE is the thing it ant no fill clean fill fine spa its the shity rub down!!!!get a pile of dog shit and water and mix it up and have a mud spa on top of that make sure u got a nose clamp on him if he ask y its becuz of the chemicals from the mud.So he wont smell the shit...make sure alot of people are there getin a spa also so they can smell the nasty smell....hahahha and when he washes off dont use water use human pis...
News: OUCH
b in an open area like dessert for example,
News: speed boat tug, gryo race
preaty simple get 2 speed boats an maybe a 150 ft bungie rope tie one end to me an the other end to one of u guys an have the boats go as fast as possiable in opposite directions... laugh ur ass off.so we start out in one of those gryo machines that go every witch way for ten mins an make it crazy fast so were extra dizzy... the start of the track will be the rope bridge with some type of nasty substance (ur choice) under that. seconed part will be hurterls over barb wire should leave a mark ...
News: lambo crush
steal bams lambo. send vid of it in car crusher to him. then put a crushed car like same color andthe crushers that make them a bax into the spot it was parked. after trying to kill ya run then drive it back up
News: The BEER Trick
BET SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN DRINK 3 MUGS OF BEER BEFORE THEY CAN TAKE 6 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND TELL THEM THERE IS NO TOUCHING OF EACH OTHERS CUPS AT ALL THAN DRINK ONE CUP AND PUT IT OVER ONE OF THEIR FULL SHOTS AND THEY CANNOT TOUCH IT SO YOU WIN LOL. BUT BET SOMEONE IN THE JACKASS CREW PREFERABLY STEVO-O AND THAN MAKE HIM DO SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUSLY STUPID AFTERWARDS.
News: Firework Extravaganza
Simple test of endurance: light off several fireworks placed in your pants pocket, belt, socks, and in close vicinity.
News: Peri-aid
Get a glass of water, dip in a tampon with fresh blood on it, and give it to a member of jackass (either Bam or Steve-o) and claim that its cool-aid.
News: rollllllllll
you get a down a big ass hill with a tub with wells that can go on a ramp in to a tunnle wich will shoot out into someone pool :]
News: Operation Dumbass.
Here's the wildest prank ever for Jackass! It's Operation Dumbass. Operation Dumbass is consist of a fast motorcycle, 50 ramp, big glass tank, & the several dangerous sharks. Operation Dumbass can be up to one or many people (if anybody has the guts to do it).
News: Giant slingshot
How about a giant slingshot that would shoot a cast member atleast 100 feet across and onto a lake,
News: Box trap
Simple and classic. Especially when trapping a pizza man or any other stranger.
News: Wake Up Sunshine
One night after partying, find the most wasted person in the group. For security purposes, don't be afraid to slip him a roofie or two throughout the night. The next morning, while he is still sleeping, strip him down butt-naked, put a blindfold and a pair of ear muffs on him, and carry him out to the car (this can also be done the night before) and drive to the airport early the next morning. Carefully carry him onto the plane, equip him with a parachute (either this or take him on a tandem ...