Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories
News: Drinking Time Machine
Okay, so what you have to do is get someone really drunk and get them to pass out. Then, when they're knocked out, take out all of the electronics, and replace them with old books, typewriters, candles, etc. and make them think they drank themselves to the past.
News: extreme beer pong
set up just like beer pong but with a jackass twist if you miss you get 30 seconds in the penalty box(portapotty which inside is covered in shit,bloody tampons and piss) while its being rolled down a hill, but if everyone is in the penaly box the contestants will have a group penalty which is they have to rub the bloody tampons on their face. if you make it in the first cup you get away free for the round, make it in the second row and you have to stick the tampons on your forehead for the en...
News: Fridge Freak Madness
go into a fridge store and hide inside a bunch of random fridges, then put a huge sale sign outside the store and when people come in to look at new fridges to buy you pop out of the fridge in a costume, or naked, and scare the crap out of them
News: Prima Dunna
sneak into dunn's room while he's sleeping have wee man nail him in the cock with a plastic bat with some pretty impressive force.
News: Three Man Slingshot
I have this 3 man water balloon launcher called a wildsling. It fires water balloons really far, really fast. You guys could fire balloons at each other or load it with eggs, ice cubes, or just anything the size of a child's head (not tried that one (yet)) or smaller.
News: My Epic Sh*t Slide Wake Up
The prank begins with a 21 CANNON Salute wake up call! As the victim jolts up in bed the bed will raise up and the victim will fall onto a water slide flowing with raw sewage. As the victim slides down the slide, bumps on the slide with knock him in the balls. We'll have fire hoses set up along the sides to spray more RAW SEWAGE on the victim while other people will shoot rotten eggs and milk at the victim. To add effect we'll have flame throwers shooting flames up in the air next to the slid...
News: Soapy Suds Water Chug
Some old buddies and I used to play "Tonk for Water"- where at the end of each hand (of the card game "Tonk), the player with the highest hand had to drink a bottle of water. But the water is no ordinary water! It's soap sud water chugged from an empty- but unrinsed- shampoo bottle. The soap sud water sickens the most frequent loser, leading to many great laughs for all!To quicken up the game for a skit, instead of playing Tonk, we'd take turns drawing a card from a face-down deck of cards. W...
News: Clay Pigeons Launch
tell somebody to jump off a huge ramp but then secretly use frisbees, tennis ball launchers and clay pigeon machines to shoot things at them.
News: Plunged
Got a spare plunger lying around? Why not take a dump in it, plunge it onto your best buddies car windshield. Smashed doodoo butter lying in wait under a seemingly lame prank of a plunger on the windshield.
News: Freefall Elevator
Tips a secret prank for Jeff and Johnny to read , or the element of surprise will be lost.
News: The Poo House
Paint the victims house with poo and cover his house with all types of poo.
News: Poofruit Dodgeball
You just need a small urban area like in an alley by the back of a building, a bball court, or tennis court, or whatever. Line up two teams on opposite ends of each other (like in dodgeball) , line up a bunch of shit-smeared grapefruits in the middle, a "ref" (Loomis) shouts, "Pooball, GO!", and everyone runs towards the poofruits and begins pelting each other with shit-stained grapefruits. When you get nailed, you're out. Pelt away until you have a winner.
News: Poo Shot
First you set up the camera, inside and outside of the bathroom, bedroom, anywhere like that.
News: Silent Paintball Grades
stand in a circle with 3 people and paintball mask and duck type on mouth with a speedo on have a paintball grade in each person hand and pull the pin
News: The Root Beer Hack Circle Caper
Okay, here we go. Here is the deal. Bam, Knoxville, Dunn, Steve-O, Party Boy, Jeff Tremaine, and myself are dressed in old man faces, but wearing tshirts that say "Beer is Good" and wearing diapers. (Substitute speedos for diapers if you want). We are gathered around Jack Nicholson's Walk of Fame star. The "Nicholson" is covered up by a taped "Ass" to make his star to say "Jack Ass". Because it is his star, it is only fair Jack Nicholson is with us too, also sporting the "Beer is Good" tshirt...
News: North Shore
Have the entire Jackass Crew surf the North Shore.
News: What am i drinking
You put blind fold on one of the guys then a different guy puts three glasses on the table one cow piss another rotten milk another bull sperm then they get the glass superglued to there face
News: fake amber alert
get a local news station to film a fake amber alert with the subject of the prank being the one who stole the kid. hijack the persons cable and play the breaking new so they can see it and get freaked out no this might be the hard part. get the cops or even swat to show up at the house asking him release the hostage. when he gives him self up thinking he has done nothing wrong have a cop go in to the house and walk out with the child that was on the amber alert. now just arrest him and wait t...
News: Leap Of Faith
Steve-O or any of the Jackass Gang will jump off a balcony on to a moving vehicle with a matress on top
News: Port-Able-Pot
have a port-a-pot on a fork-lift. Hide the forklift behind the port-o-pot for the time being. When someone (probably England) goes to shit, use duct tape to tape around the door locking them in the port-a-pot. Then, forklift the port-a-pot onto a truck bed and drive down the highway. At some point in time cut the tape and let him out to see what just happened.
News: Tug Of Poo
The Mightest Test of strengeth. tug of war over poo
News: Coal'd Feet
The Jackass fellas try and prove they have balls by walking over hot coals, the goal is to see who can last the longest
News: Who needs a fire drencher?
This one is really easy and really cool. Someone needs to inflame his hair and then he extinguishes it- with a hammer! I really like this ideaxD
News: Bam's Trapdoor Bed
This is going to happen to Bam so don't tell him!!! For this to be the ultimate prank on Bam have his parents be in on it.
News: Cozy Car Downhill Race
Ehren and Dave are placed in cozy cars.
News: Tourettes Bus
just arrive at a store or public place in a school or tour bus that has the sign on the sides: "ASSociation of People with Tourettes Syndrome (A.P.T.S)" and have Johnny Knoxville as the Suit and Tie Designated Chaperone. As they arrive in the parking lot to the area you wanna prank, have everyone shouting obsenities and making noises in the bus, but first, after you unload, Johnny Knoxville picks up a megaphone and tells everyone to calm down, watch they're temper, and control yourself.
News: The Massage Prank
Build a Shack or get a shack on top of a big steep hill. Name it something like: "Full Body Massage" (Flyers are optional).
News: All Natural Foot Bath
Find a great location, set up area with an attractive advertisement sign charging $5 for the foot bath, a recliner, foot tubs filled with poo & labeled with scented poo names and tubes of water. Each tub will have a recliner or 1 recliner then let person choose the foot bath they want. Have a table prepared with towels, and lets not 4get the foot bathers.
News: Screw Car
alright this might be dangerous but fun. it would involve going some place where people get really offended. everyone has a car and some else gets to paint it how every they want. the goal is to get people from the street to attack the car. it would be like going to the south and writing NASCAR is for F**S on the other guys car. but in order to win this game who every can pull over and get the most amount of people to give you directions wins.
News: MY BABY!!!!!!!
Preston dressed as a woman in a wheel chair being pushed down the street. She (Preston) screams bloody murder and that he/she isn't gonna make it. A fake cop/or doctor (Tremain) is standing on the corner and agrees to help. Out pops Wee Man (Naked Midgit), naked and he slaps the glasses of Tremain's face. He already has a bonnet on and a pacifier in his mouth for some reason. Preston wails, "MY BABY, MY BABY!!!" as Wee Man (Naked Midgit) runs down the street.
News: Queer Eye for Ryan Dunn
Simply get Ryan Dunn out of his house or what every he lives in. Get some guys from Queer Eye to come in and remodel it in to a place that would make Freddie Mercury jealous.
News: The Trap Door
This is the prank i want to send you guys! ok its going to be called the trap door and what you do is you have to cut out part of a floor and have to flap doors that will go down and underneath it should be like a big pool filled with a bunch of nasty things like cow poop, horse poop, mud, dead bugs, really rotten garbage, vinegar, a bunch of mulch and really bad sewage water! well guys i hope you like it and enjoy it! ive been watching you guys ever since you came out and i hope you like it ...
News: Toilet Roulette
Step one: feed everyone a laxative. step two: have an equal number of toilets set up and when the time comes everyone will have to pick one toilet.
News: Left Holding The Bag
1) propose a skit where a 'volunteer' will fill himself with oil and brown dye, via an enema bottle and attempt to paint a canvas 5-10 feet away.
News: elevator fart
Have your friends on their way up to the hotel room and stop/hold the elevator and lower in a cage full of skunks !!!!!!! possibly add more gross stuff maybe even turn out the lights!
News: Naked Bellyboarding
Bellyboarding is basically lying down on your stomach on a skateboard.
News: Snake Skinny Dip
Hi it's Jake, I know Bam hates snakes and Steve O kinda does too so i thought of the Snake Pit. find a hotel or apartment with a good swiming pool, get it drained then get some kind of lubricant like mud or maybe cooking oil, something that wont hurt snakes but is really slippery, then get a bunch of none venomous snakes and put them into the pool. go get Steve & Bam, maybe tell them there is a bunch of chicks that wanna meet us in the pool for a skinny dip. So when you bring them down there ...
News: Public Bathroom Fiasco
Any random public bathroom in anytown USA. Release bugs or mice or any other critter, real or fake, and see what happens as people are using the john or urinal when the critter (s) runs past their feet! No one should really get hurt with this prank other than maybe making a massive mess or a random heart attack Idont have a picture of this actually happening so I present you my doggie. He says "WUZ UP"