Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories

News: Blindfolded Tattoo

Exactly what it sounds like. Have one of the guys stare at a picture, try to memorize it . . . then out on a blindfold and give another guy a tattoo. He has other guys there to give him verbal instructions like "OK, a small circle and to the left a triangle) or whatever, but he can't see a damn thing. Make him drunk and it would be ever better.

News: Elevator John

Take a normal high-rise building and transform one of the elevators into what looks like a bathroom stall. Then, place cameras on the elevator and on various floors and catch peoples reactions when the door opens and sitting right there a foot away is one of the guys reading the newspaper and taking a shit. You could also split the elevator and have 2 stalls with 2 dudes taking a plop. Make the thing stink to high-hell, add flush sound effects, maybe a toilet overflowing and one of the guys p...

News: Hot Poo-Tato

Picture the game hot potato where you pass it around to each other because the thing is steaming hot. Well, in this version you get the whole crew and some kind of a rubber ball - maybe those ones that they keep in the giant cages at grocery stores - poke a hole in it and fill it with poo and pee. Seal it back up, get an M80, make a hole on opposite and stick it in there and light her up. Play the game . . . whoever is holding it when the M80s are lit and explode gets covered in crap.

News: Laxative Relay Race

Each guy eats a hearty mexican meal followed by a very, very large dosage of laxatives. Then all 8 area broken into four 2-man teams to compete in a relay race around a track on a scorching hot day. The batons are dildos. And each "athlete" has to wear a light colored spandex.

News: The Semen Salon

In a follow-up to Terror Taxi, Ehren would be singled out to perform some kind of "stunt" or "prank" . . . which everyone is in on except for him. They get him setup in wardrobe and makeup and when it is time to do his hair, the stylist pulls out a bottle of hair gel. ONLY THIS IS NOT HAIR GEL, it is a bottle of all the guys semen, much like the box of all their pubes in Number Two. The hair person applies it then sits him under one of those giant helmet things you would see in a 1970s Beauty...

News: Zamboni Drifting

Put a 2 or 3 of the guys in the hull of a Zamboni with a couple cameras and some lights . . . then close the hatch and start drifting on a filthy ice rink. All of the snow and ice and dirt and shit gets blown into the hull . . . so not only are they getting covered in crap they are also being tossed around like a rag doll as the Zamboni does doughnuts and 180s all over the ice. And they will be freezing their asses off. Then at then the end, they get dumped out with all of the snow and ice in...

News: nasty shake

make a shake with whatever's in the frig and give it to the unsuspecting customer. just get whatever is in the frig, mustard, ketchup, syrup, jelly, mayo..etc...It's the most disgusting thing you will ever drink and will want to throw up right after. You have to make it look like a convincing shake, so put like ice cream milk and whipped cream and a cherry on top.

News: THE BUFF GUY FIGHT

we tell dave england to walk up to a big buff guy in the middle mall and make fun of him. what dave dosnt know is that the buff guy is going to get really mad and start pushing him and roughing him up then out of nowhere he pulls out a gun and tells dave to get naked in the middle of the mall infront of everybody and the big guy starts talking to him like he is going to rape him making dave scared. all filmed by hidden cameras

News: THE FAST PITCH

one guy gets on his knees with a catchers vest on his chest and a bucket on his head, we load up the picthing machine and shoot it at the bucket on the guys head making a loud and head banging noise.

News: BLINDFOLDED BIKE RACE

Three participants sit on there bikes blindfolded at the start on someones signal they start riding, there first obsticle is to get over is a mini wooden platform after they get over that, two guys are waitng with paintball guns to try to shoot the riders off there bikes, if they get passed that they haft to move and try to get in the right spot to get thru the narrow opening to the finished.

News: Mouse Trap 2.0

Remember when Ehren was a mouse and walked through a room of mouse traps? You know those mouse traps that are just a rectangle with all that sticky glue all over it that essentially traps the rat by sticking it to the surface? Well, do that to an entire room . . . tell Ehren he has to put a mouse costume on for some other skit, then throw him into the middle of the room and then throw all kinds of sh*t at him.

News: "Cock Fight"

You have four guys portraying the typical chicken fight game which is usually played in a swimming pool (example image attached). Only, this fight isn't inside a pool of water, but a pool of sewage or animal waste. Two guys are attached to stilts. Two other guys are placed on top of their shoulders without shirts. They have rooster wings attached to their backs and rooster combs on their heads (for costume purposes of the skit). They rub each other down with baby oil to make themselves very s...

News: Sky Dookie

Put the guys about 10 stories up on some kind of swing and then put a giant target on the ground and have the dudes all take dumps to see who gets closest to the bulls eye.

News: Catapult Olympics

Similar to earlier submission I did with catapults, but this time there would be two or three catapults. Each of the guys would be put into one of those giant plastic hamster balls and then shot from the catapult at each other so they would hopefully hit in mid-air. Then roll them down a hill into thorn bushes so it pops.

News: Roller Skate Bobsled

Go to one of those dry-training bobsled places where Olympians train for bobsled and luge during summer when there is no snow . . . strap skates on the guys and have races down or send one down and then fire bowling balls after him. Or if in winter, same thing but on ice skates.

News: Newton's Cradle (Silver Balls)

Picture that swinging silver balls game that people sometimes have in their office (see picture). Only in this giant version, each of the guys is put into one of those giant human hamster wheels and then a crane pulls one end up and drops it and the dudes get jolted around.

News: Soccer Ball Pendulum

Suspend one of the guys in the air by rope or cable and swing him back and forth like a pendulum in front of a soccer goal, and then have some really hard-kicking soccer players start firing balls at him . . . either several all at once or one at a time.

News: DISPARA Y APUNTA

It is a game that includes a children's play wheel, paint guns, bows, arrows and darts. At the wheel will be spinning the participants with the ass in the air, every ass has a punctuation recorded and will be targeted with an air gun, dart or arrow. Each buttock punctuation will have a 100, 500 and the dimple will be maximum of 1000 points punctuation every 8 seconds and increase the speed of the wheel, so to complete the minutes or 10000-pointers in the asses of the participants or until you...

News: Airbag Asshole

Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag off. Airbag's explode at over 200 mph, this will send the victim 4 to 5 feet in the air and will feel like someone ripped him a new asshole. Hilarity ensues this will be a classic video, try it out let me know what you think. Then get me on a plane to L.A. I wanna party with you.

News: Big Ball Kick?

My idea is to get a really big ball. Then, Build/Buy I Giant Foot. Have grips installed on ball. Have someone get on the ball. Have the ball kicked by the Giant foot at a high power. Maybe into water so who ever is launched isn't killed. Unless it's Erin. Lol. Anyways, I hope I hear from you!

News: Airbag asshole

Take an airbag out of a car or truck and secretly stash it under a couch cushion. When an unsuspecting victim sits on the right cushion let the airbag go. The victim will be thrown a good three to four feet in the air feeling as if someone has ripped him a new asshole, hilarity ensues this prank will be a classic. Try it first watch how funny it is and let me know if you want to party.

News: False Alarm

Have 2 people sleeping in 1 room across from each other, tie rope, or anything that won't rip too easily, to the end of the door knobs and oil up the floor, or put down mouse trap and tacks. Next sound of the fire alarm and make noise to make it sound like there really is a fire and have people walking around making it seem like people are leaving, having smoke go in the room of the 2 people who are the victims would be funnier. So when they believe that there really is a fire, they would try...

News: Concoctions

This is a game for however many people would like to participate. The game is simple. Everyone plays a hand of poker, whoever has the lowest hand has to make a concoction. The person who loses has to role two dice. Each die and the six numbers on it corresponds to a different list of ingredients that must be mixed into a shot glass to drink.

News: !!**THE ROLLERBLADER**!!

Get lots of fake blood, put it in little packets that can be broken easily. Strap someone up with rollerblades and knee pads helmet etc. Put the fake blood pouches on your body, tape them ore something, then go to a area where there's stairs and lots of people and attempt to jump them or roll down them. You fall on purpose and make sure you pop all the fake blood packs (have some in your mouth and helmet). act like your in serious pain and get up all dazed and confused. Quickly stumble or bla...

News: !!**THE MILKSHAKE**!!

Basically, what you do is get a lot of meat patties from a variety of different fast food restaurants or even just different types of meat or sausage and blend it all up. Make someone drink it and watch them puke, challenge is to drink all of it, WHEN they puke they must drink the puke.

News: Backwards Roller Coaster Buffer

Get each guy to eat a ton of mexican or some other heavy food, or get them all drunk, then modify the seats of some really intense roller coaster, one with flips and corkscrews and stuff, so that they ride all backwards. Or, after each run they each have to take a shot. See who can go the longest or see who pukes the most. Hooray!

News: !!**LOST ALPINISTS**!!

Get lots of bright snow gear including a survival backpack and the necessary thing u need to survive in a blizzard on your own. Have tins, cans ice pics, whatever hanging from your backpack. Have a separate big bag kinda like a duffel bag attached by a rope to your harness on your waist. Go downtown where there's lots of people and walk like your in a blizzard (maybe have snowshoes on?). Or you can take that idea, erase the part about the duffel bag on the back and put 3 other people dressed ...