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News: Baby Emergency

Get a baby alligator and put it in a baby stroller. Cover him up with blankets and run into the emergency room. Freaking out and crying yell that you need help you don't know whats wrong with your baby. Tell them you fed him baby food and woke up and this is what happened.

News: Donuts

Go to a place where they sell donuts. Buy a whole bunch of different kinds. Leave the store and come back like 30 minutes later, with all the donuts squooshed. Go to the counter and demand to get your money back because the donuts "didn't work". Tell them you went to the doctors for your hemroids and they said to get donuts and sit on them. ( they meant the pillow thing). lol.

News: Worst Day Ever

First thing you do is slip some sleeping pills in this guys drink. Then tie him to a big piece of wood, get a tattoo saying im a jackass on his forehead, and put a shock collar on his neck. When ready shock him till he wakes up,dip him in the pool a few times,shoot him with paintballs, and then hit him with the puke balloons.

News: When Grandma Dies

Have someone dress up as an old lady, or just go find one. Go to a funeral home telling the person working that you need to plan your grandma's funeral for next Saturday. Be sure to introduce the old lady as your grandma. Tell him you get a good inheritance from your grandma so you don't have to worry about the money, also tell him you want to buy cheap because you would like to get a new car, a pool, a new house etc. When they ask why you are planning the funeral so soon and your grandma see...

News: grannypantie

Be on busiest part of the town naked and a grandma sitting in a rockingchair. Have her nit a long scarf and when it's done, the naked guy puts it around his waist to cover the 'sexyparts.''Thanks grandma' and a hug. Then leave.?

News: the sand trap

ok like when somebody of the cast is sleeping drug them or knock them out then do that thing steve o did in that orbit commercial where they make a box in the sand then put him in it put top on then put sand on the top so it looks like his head is sticking out of the ground.and when they wake up pour buckets of water on them.i vote ryan to do this

News: Alzheimer streaker

Dress up Johnny Knoxville as his old man counterpart. He then needs to strip down to his underwear at a MLB or soccer game and streak across the field. If possible he should really bring a walker and hold it out while he is scrambling from security. Most people wont know who he is, but it will be a huge hit with all of us fans who will recognize him immediately and be thrilled with the opportunity to see a prank in action without being able to interfere with the filming.

News: Electrode ball buzzers

Hi Guys! I am Sara...I got run over by a truck (drunk driver, not on purpose) and one of my physical therapy tools is a TENS Unit- it sends electric shocks, level and type to be decided by user, to body parts via electrodes. When I first got it, I was using it and accidentally turned it WAY UP instead of off! I sends a crazy intense shock. My first thought, after I stopped laughing my electrified ass off, was of you Jackass guys :) SO...

News: The Peeper Creeper

Johnny or whoever plans on bringing home a girl. Unknown to the girl, one of the fat crew members of JackAss is hiding in the closet of the room where the couple are getting to know eachother just a little bit better ;). The Fat guy is wielding a box of tissues and a giant bottle of Lube for his comfort ;). He is also wearing a ski mask, boxers, and wife beater (white undershirt). When things in the room begin to heat up, the fat guy explodes out of the closet (dick hangin out) surpising the ...

News: the contest

As many members of the Jackass Crew as possible will have 60 minutes to go out and purchase the biggest roosters (no live animals used) they can find and return for the Cock measuring contest. Winner with the biggest cock gets to kick losers in the nuts.

News: in store bath

A pair of Jackass members enter a home improvement store. 1 will be in need of a good cleaning, carrying shampoo and robe. The other will need to bring in a large amount of water as best as possible (from a water cooler refill perhaps) Heading to the plumbing dept, quick as possible, stripping down to a "modest bathing suit" jump into a display tub and "try it out" while being doused with water for the in- store bath. Shampoo, rinse, then throw on the robe and jet.

News: trampoline kickboxing

A prank for between 2-4 Jackass members (one should be wee man due to his height disadvantage). Using a trampoline with no safety netting (cause who wants that much safety?) Put on some boxing gloves and head gear & duke it out while jumping on the trampoline as high as possible. Im sure that hilarity will ensue.

News: Irving shows his affectionate side

Knoxville (dressed up as Irving Zisman) goes to an undergarment store (such as Victoria's Secret where they let the boyfriends see the items that are tried on) with Spike (as an old woman) and Spike tries on a bra. When "she" shows Irving the bra he gets all hot and bothered and joins her in the dressing room. They make sex noises (ohhh yeahhh) and disturb the employees (who hopefully find themselves bewildered). When Irving leaves, he puts a cigarette in his mouth and Spike comes out fluster...

News: Poo wrestling

You dress up in poo suit ( like the sumo wrestling suit in the picture ) and stand on two podiums. Below and around the podiums is a pool of poo which you land on when you fall. When you are on the podiums, you wrestle until somebody falls. You could also use those stick things to hit each other with instead of wresting

News: Poo pranks

You get somebody to dress up ( could be a devil ) and go round the city playing pranks on people with poo. For example you could hang outside a public toilet and when somebody comes out follow them with a sign that says something like " Just sh*t). Or you could wait for a car to come out of a car wash and then throw a bucket of a liquidy poo like substance all over the windscreen. Or you could put loads of poo across a sidewalk so people cant past, or get Dave England to poo in different plac...

News: Sh*t n Slide

You have a water slide like the one in the Jackass episode with the water slide ( in the picture above ) but instead of water, after you go over the ramp at the bottom you go flying into a pile or container of poo!

News: SHOULD HAVE BEEN UP

When one of your friends goes to sleep go in his room and tie him down. ( handcuffs maybe?) Then Once he is up (or wake him up) mess with him in many ways. From tickling all the way to drawing. Maybe some free smacks or something. A whole load of ideas your mind can think of.

News: LOSE OR FAIL

This is a game just like "TRUTH or DARE" just the "JACKASS" way. Get some of the crew (try for AT LEAST 4) ready. Once the players are known, find out who will be going first. That person will pick someone to pick "LOSE OF FAIL". If they pick "LOSE" you must think of 1st dumb idea pops in your head or something already made up. If they pick "FAIL" they are hit in the nuts (as many times as you all have picked). This goes on till one person is left.

News: Silent Poop

For this prank, get one of the guys from the crew (prob will be Dave England) to walk in a library ready to poop. Have him then get a book to read or maybe go on computer and just sit and not talk. Then have him begin to poop. While this is going on make sure he try's and plays it off. If people start to look around play it as cool as you can. IF at 1st no one knows he is pooping make him be the 1st to be like ewwww whats that or somthing. once there get out of there and see how people take it.