News: the wal-mart bandit

I THINK THIS COULD BE GREAT..IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR EVER.. WE SHOULD DRESS UP IN A BLUE CAP WITH A BIG YELLOW SMILEY FACE ON IT AND HAVE A YELLOW MASK ACROSS OUR EYES.. WALK INTO WAL-MART GRAB A CART AND SHAKE THE DOOR GREETERS HAND AND JUMP IN THE  CART AND USE IT KINDA LIKE A HORSE AND  HAVE SOMEONE ELSE PUSH YOU  THREW WAL -MART  AS IF THEY WAS A REGULAR WAL-MART SHOPPER .. HAVE THEM TAKE YOU TO THE TOY SECTION TO GET 2 THINGS A HORSEY STICK AND A FAKE SWORD AND STAND UP HIGH AND MIGHTY IN YOUR BUGGY YOUR CHERRYITT AND SAY ALLOWED  " I AM THE PRICE SLASHER I WILL ROLL BACK ALL THE PRICES" KINDA LIKE A KING WOULD TALK TO HIS KINGDOM...THEN JUMP OUT YOUT CHERRYITT AND HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE TO RUN THREW THE AISLE WITH YOUR CAPE AND ASK SOME CUSTOMERS  "ARE YOU SAVING MONEY TO LIVE BETTER?" AND IF THEY SAY YES GIVE THEM A BIG YELOW SMILEY FACE STICKER WRITTIN ACROSS IT "YOURS TRUELY JACKASS"... AND GALLUP ON THREW THE ISLE AND MAKE THE HORSEY STICK MAKE HORSEY NOISE'S AND USE YOUR SWORD TO SLASH PRICES.. THEN  WALK BACK THREW THE DOOR YOU ENTERED SHAKE THE DOOR GREETERS HAND AGIAN AND RUN OUT FEELING LIKE YOU WAS AWSOME HA HA SO FUNNY 

... I WORK AT WAL-MART IN ERIE  PA SO I THINK IT BE COOL IF YOU GUYS DID SOMETHING AT A WAL-MART..LOL WHY NOT.. EVERYONE SHOPS THERE...LOL PLUS CRAZYIER THINGS  HAS HAPPENED THERE... ITS WALMART.. WHAT ELSE IS LEFT TO BE SAID...LOL