we should someone go get a pizza dressed as osama bin ladin or some tarerest he should walk in and ask for a "large pizza with extra american i mean cheese" the pizza guy should be set up kinda like the taxi cab one.he should pull out a real pistol full of blanks and say"get the F**k out get out ill shoot" and have one of knoville walk in, the guy sould shoot knoxville and start spilling fake blood and then tell whoever got the pizza to get out there and pull down his pants then slip a fire c...
Why you guys dont try a naked ostricht ride :)?????? ahha
This will not be cheap. The mark attends a show by Criss Angel, or David Blaine, Derren Brown, the Amazing Kreskin, whoever. He's brought onstage to be hypnotized. Seconds later, the audience and all the mark's buddies are laughing their heads off and applauding wildly, the house is coming down.
Find some Moderate Rapids (not too dangerous now.. small falls would be cool) and do a race in Water Balls...
Hi : ) This is version 2 of chloroform surprise (as version 1 submitted was a bit too dangerous) . This time we have a professional anesthesiologist to help anaesthesia. He/She will use a pre tested knock out cocktail that suits each jackass individually, so that this remains safe for everyone in the team!
1)Call the septic service to rip up your friend's lawn and get shippudens all over the azaleas. 2)BE a solid supervisor (all up the workers asses) then try to put the loaf-hose in through the window of the house and ask them if there's a reverse switch.
This prank/stunt pays tribute the original Happy Days episode that started the phrase, "Jump the Shark". The elaborate prank involves setting up a ski ramp to an ocean buoyed caged (a la Happy Days). The shark is a realistic animatronic rental (I looked into it...they do exist and can be used for ocean shoots). The unsuspecting skier (of your choosing) dresses like "The Fonz" ...except his leather jacket features chum-filled pockets with large chunks of fresh tuna attached to the jacket. As t...
Simple as the title, someone will particpate as a crash test dummy. The funny part of course the prank is the "particpate" will not know he is a crash test dummy. Its kinda like the prank that was pulled on Ryan Dunn in the addtional footage in the DVD of Jackass Number Two where an airbag was suppose to go off in his face. Well i hust thought of the same concept but add a 30 or if you want to go crazy, 40 mph crash into wall or whatever it may be. You would tell the person being pranked that...
Step 1: Have most of the Jackass crew think they are doing a photo shoot for the upcoming movie. Schedule the shoot in a tear gas chamber that is dressed to look like a photo set. Have secret film cameras planted in the chamber so you don't have any obvious camera men walking around with gas masks on inside the room.
Diet coke and mentos butt rocket A member of the jackass crew would get diet coke into their ass the same way you guys did the beer thing with steve-o and then somehow wedge? them in therefore creating a stream a diet coke shooting out of the lucky crew members ass.
So as we all know, everyone in Jackass likes to dress up like old men, and ITS FUNNY!! Also, we have all seen crossdressers that clearly are not women. So, lets have all the Jackass guys dress like really bad crossdressers (Im taling like beards and goatees with mini skirts) and walk around trying to hit on guys, it would be hilarious.
step 1: create a convincingly real prosthetic penis with fake blood inside the head of the penis. step 2: have a jackass cast member (or myself) attempt the most gnarly piercing ever, the Prince Albert, with the cameras rolling.
The Costume All you gotta do is dress up like a fly, go to a zip line place (i know they got'em in California).
Yo this is my crew we video tape the widest things on the street the name of my company is - Killionaire (DBA) !We Go Hard! Killionaire Hemp2Dro Faded Adventures - YouTube.
(Faded Adventures) we record it all bro! Yo this is my crew we video tape the widest things on the street the name of my company is - Killionaire (DBA) !We Go Hard! Killionaire Hemp2Dro Faded Adventures - YouTube.
Well i have this friend everyone is always saying he acts gay looks gay he really isnt but i think it is funny that everyone thinks he is so my idea was to buy a penis and when u put the penis in water it grows lol then am going to put it on his pillow by his mouth when he is sleeping im really doing this and then im going to take a pic with him laying there with the penis by his mouth i really did buy one and got it into water now waiting for it to get bigger so i can play it out it will be ...
Stretch open someones @$$ Pour diet coke into said @$$ hole
Itching powder! Maybe in someone's luguage..
I know the contest is over, but I have an idea anyway! Take one of the crew, oh say, Ehren for example, and give him a parachute and place him about 40-50 ft in the air. Tell him that his mission is to jump, delpoy his chute and navigate over a pond to the other side. Except fill his chute with silverware wrapped in a blanket like in Looney Toons!! I couldn't draw a picture because I only have paint and it sucks. I'm sure you could tweek it and make it better, but I know if you guys did it yo...
its just like rocky so bam gets a paper bag blows it up and pops it right in the middle of someones face its a little small stunt like the rocky is
hi i'm sam hinson and i have another idea for u guys. it's called seat belt death trape and well you put super glue in the buckle and have hem drive down a big hill and set the breaks up o that it seems as though it is broken. o the person is now traped in the car but at the last min one of the guys uses a controler to make he brakes work. this idea ame from sam hinson and richard barnum we hope to one day work with the jackass guys and get paid to come up with awsome ass stunts and funny ass...
one day you guys should go to a public pool and have nothing on but white shorts with nothing under them play some loud music go in the pool for a couple secounds then walk up to random people and dance in front of them!!!!!!
Hello my name is Alex Doyon , and today i'm submited for you my idea , Pool table in the nuts! Now my english is not perfect , i'm from Montreal Canada and guys, i know you and love you so much! Now here's the idea .. with a pool table game , you just choose 6 of you guys for putting your balls under the holes! One guy under a hole , and another for another hole and continu..! So and you can invited a Pool Table PRO for doing the most hilarious game of pool ever made! If you are able to doing...
hey guys, i'm making my own jackass crew, i am calling it dumb-ass-kids.
Hey guys, I'm from germany and im 13 almost 14 and i am DEVOTED to jackass.
And thats it
can the jackass crew come to Norway, I know that Johnny and Jeff have been here before in 2006 or something when they party with han von hell, but it would be awesome if they came! Same for me where in Norway, but just IN Norway would be so fucking awesome!
The Truth is that the Jackass boys are getting older and are not going to be able to do what they do forever, so why not make a new generation of Jackass? This does not have to happen right now but it would be a great for th future. Personally I would do almost anything that Johnny knoxville has done and there should be a contest or tryouts to see who are the craziest. Critisism is wanted please tell me what you think.
So you get Spike Jonze or anyone really from the cast to dress up as a woman (maybe Ehren McGhehey cause sometimes he acts like a little girl) Get them to go to a store, walk slowly to the return desk while having squeaking noises following them . have them place a box of open tampons on the desk and tell the cashier the tampons squeak when they walk , how am i to pick up when my Vagina is making noises . Have the cast member walk back and fourth see did you hear that, that's my vagina becaus...
Its a quick slip and dive to the finish, well the end of the course,The idea is a slip and slide down a rough course of mud and water, snaking about side to side, while having hay and saw dust thrown at you at first, then the nasty stuff begins!horse dung is thrown at you while you slide down and then there is a ramp, and at the other end, is a huge pile of horse and cow dung!...The diving is judged by a panel of 3 judges and the person scores the best dive wins!Its that simple!
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The whole prank i couldnt figure out how to get all of the steps into one.Get A matchGet to the top of a hotel building. (minimum of 5 storys not over 10 storys.) Get somone to fart on the lit match.There will be a Cast member in a fire repelent suit.Once he is on fire he will turn around and jump off of the building into the pool to put the fire out.
This is just a comment but I'd like really much if u take it as an advice too
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Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass boys have finally returned from their whirlwind world tour promoting Jackass 3D. Along with their return comes the long-awaited Honorable Mentions for the Jackass 3D Prank Contest. So, straight from the source, a note from Knoxville: