Hello my name is Alex Doyon , and today i'm submited for you my idea , Pool table in the nuts! Now my english is not perfect , i'm from Montreal Canada and guys, i know you and love you so much! Now here's the idea .. with a pool table game , you just choose 6 of you guys for putting your balls under the holes! One guy under a hole , and another for another hole and continu..! So and you can invited a Pool Table PRO for doing the most hilarious game of pool ever made! If you are able to doing...
Have each of the guys do an enema, each in a different color. Then have them all shoot it out onto canvases, frame it and you have the first ever enema art fair.
so victim gets in the shower. person locks/blocks them in the shower. victim does not know they are locked in. let victim get all wet and fill the shower up with a bit of water. (before victim gets in shower) hook up a stun gun, or some other low voltage torture machine to the drain of show (which is usually metal). so, victim is stuck in shower, soaking wet, naked, water at the bottom of the tub, turn on electricity, watch the fun.
Thow pie in the face of an unexpecting victim, then knee them in the nuts, piss on them, and pour ants on them.
To start off with, you need to have an activity to do while the challenge happens (poker, running, something....I prefer a poker game because it forces everyone to be near each other and bathrooms nearby) Everyone takes a laxative, wears an adult diaper and eats taco bell, and sits around playing poker. There are enough bathrooms for all but one person. The loser is the person that poops first, and as soon as they do everyone else can go relieve themselves. Afterwards, the loser can't change ...
Basically its like good ole trampoline dodgeball. however there are machines surrounding the trampoline ready to shoot the dodgeballs at high speeds. Last man standing wins, that is if a man is still standing.
Ok, so for this one its going to be on my friend Nathans cousin, Justin, once again. We mess with this guy sooo much ha. Read the whole prank, but it short, He thinks he's gonna be in an actual movie, but instead its a Jurassic Park themed gay porn shoot. So we're gonna tell him we're going to California to be in Jurassic Park 4(he'll believe it, trust me). On the flight we can even have a couple pages of a fake script to read. When we get there it'll be just like any other shoot or at least ...
the idea of this prank is to have a dunk tank but instead of water it will be filled with piss and a way to get the piss is by collecting all of the cast members for as long as a month and it should be enough to fill up the tank
Diet coke and mentos butt rocket A member of the jackass crew would get diet coke into their ass the same way you guys did the beer thing with steve-o and then somehow wedge? them in therefore creating a stream a diet coke shooting out of the lucky crew members ass.
i never stop laughing at this. somebody sits in a chair. somebody has a trigger button. a air bag is in the inside of the chair. ( recliner ). the air bag goes off and the person flys in the air. way up in the air. it can also be installed in a bed. the bed is best for a midnight prank.
hi i'm sam hinson and i have another idea for u guys. it's called seat belt death trape and well you put super glue in the buckle and have hem drive down a big hill and set the breaks up o that it seems as though it is broken. o the person is now traped in the car but at the last min one of the guys uses a controler to make he brakes work. this idea ame from sam hinson and richard barnum we hope to one day work with the jackass guys and get paid to come up with awsome ass stunts and funny ass...
So we have all heard the expression like a bull in a china shop. Well after seeing Knoxville's infatuation wth bulls in Jackass 2 I thought hey, why not put a real bull in china shop.I see Knoxville running down a street screaming, wearing a red matador outfit, into a china shop followed by a bull, with Knoxville and the bull running into everything in the shop and breaking lots of stuff.
Get someone to go somewhere where there's lots of people, have them stop in the middle of a crosswalk and take a shit (eat lots of Ex-Lax). Then pull up your pants and walk away.
shit in an empty banana peel then super glue it shut, set up a banana eating contest where you have to be blindfolded and finish the bananas as fast as you can. then place the shitty banana in the bunch that you have to eat
Find the nastiest ugliest stripper alive or a wrost shemale ever have them come up to my my brother or my brother in law and have she/he knock on the door asking for them while there wife or gf is standing there thinking wtf is going on and I run up and denard them and get a pipe pan fill it up with mud or shit or shaveing cream then grab them and take them somewhere and make them think that we left there and let them walk for 1hr or 2 then come up to them and blast them with a bunch of paint...
johnny knoxville or one of the other jackass's could get dressed up as old granny then walking into places like shops and swear her dead off demanding stuff and just being a jackass to everyone in the store, they won't expect that behaviour off a dear old granny so the reactions should be funny.
We have the cast line up in front of a kick line. As they girls kick the men get kicked in the balls until they can't last anymore.
Dress wee man up as a baby. Put him in a stroller and give him a recording of a baby crying. Walk the streets with him. Stop people on the streets and ask them to watch him while you go into the store really quick. After they agree to watch him run away. When they are standing there looking confused have wee man play the recording. Watch the person’s reaction when they find out it is wee man. Also you can also leave wee man on the streets in the stroller and see what people would do after the...
Have the victim park their car in a normal parking spot. While they are in the place they parked at have another car (the prankster) drive up and swipe the back of the victim's car, leaving huge dents in both cars. Have the prankster wait, hidden, outside for the victim to come out leaving his car parked behind the victims. When the victim comes out he will see his car smashed and the pranksters car sitting behind also smashed up. The prankster will come running out of "the building" and star...
FORE.................PLAY!!!!!!Hi Jackass team, guess I am a dumbass for not reading the rules (stupid within USA rule)
Build a Shack or get a shack on top of a big steep hill. Name it something like: "Full Body Massage" (Flyers are optional).
to set it up you park a car at a pretty busy car lot during closed hours, set up papers that look similar to the ones in the other, basically make them think that car is theirs to sell. Then duringg open hours, wait till a good crowd is near the set up car, run through, break the window with a brick or whatever you choose and act like your hotwiring it, then take off.
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Well i have this friend everyone is always saying he acts gay looks gay he really isnt but i think it is funny that everyone thinks he is so my idea was to buy a penis and when u put the penis in water it grows lol then am going to put it on his pillow by his mouth when he is sleeping im really doing this and then im going to take a pic with him laying there with the penis by his mouth i really did buy one and got it into water now waiting for it to get bigger so i can play it out it will be ...
Stretch open someones @$$ Pour diet coke into said @$$ hole
Itching powder! Maybe in someone's luguage..
I know the contest is over, but I have an idea anyway! Take one of the crew, oh say, Ehren for example, and give him a parachute and place him about 40-50 ft in the air. Tell him that his mission is to jump, delpoy his chute and navigate over a pond to the other side. Except fill his chute with silverware wrapped in a blanket like in Looney Toons!! I couldn't draw a picture because I only have paint and it sucks. I'm sure you could tweek it and make it better, but I know if you guys did it yo...
its just like rocky so bam gets a paper bag blows it up and pops it right in the middle of someones face its a little small stunt like the rocky is
one day you guys should go to a public pool and have nothing on but white shorts with nothing under them play some loud music go in the pool for a couple secounds then walk up to random people and dance in front of them!!!!!!
hey guys, i'm making my own jackass crew, i am calling it dumb-ass-kids.
Hey guys, I'm from germany and im 13 almost 14 and i am DEVOTED to jackass.
And thats it
can the jackass crew come to Norway, I know that Johnny and Jeff have been here before in 2006 or something when they party with han von hell, but it would be awesome if they came! Same for me where in Norway, but just IN Norway would be so fucking awesome!
The Truth is that the Jackass boys are getting older and are not going to be able to do what they do forever, so why not make a new generation of Jackass? This does not have to happen right now but it would be a great for th future. Personally I would do almost anything that Johnny knoxville has done and there should be a contest or tryouts to see who are the craziest. Critisism is wanted please tell me what you think.
So you get Spike Jonze or anyone really from the cast to dress up as a woman (maybe Ehren McGhehey cause sometimes he acts like a little girl) Get them to go to a store, walk slowly to the return desk while having squeaking noises following them . have them place a box of open tampons on the desk and tell the cashier the tampons squeak when they walk , how am i to pick up when my Vagina is making noises . Have the cast member walk back and fourth see did you hear that, that's my vagina becaus...