Jackass 3D Contest News
News: ROLL OVER
JUMP OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE
One Night Stand: The Late Late Show With Jackass
Johnny Knoxville is booked as a guest on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Unbeknown to Ferguson, the producers are in cahoots with Jeff Tremaine & Knoxville. A mystery stooge is placed in the audience to be brought up at the beginning of the show as every once in a while Ferguson does this. When the stooge is brought up by Craig via insistence of the show's producers, the interview starts normal but shortly soon thereafter, the 'audience member' disagrees with Ferguson over a remark, t...
News: The Bar Tender
All the cast walks into a bar, orders a drink and a big fat dude serves them up while they watch football.
News: COCK SUCKING GRAMMY
HAND AWARDS TO RANDOM PEOPLE AND TELL EM ITS FOR COCK SUCKER OF THE YEAR
News: Eating Out . . . at a fancy restaraunt
Ok so you get dressed up like your going to a fine ball or something. Then you go to a fine dining restaurant. have your friend go in first, with a girl to appear as they are on a date. Hes your camera man, make sure he keeps his camera hidden but in a good position to film you and the tables around you. Now right before you enter the restaurant you take a good dose of epicac (vomit inducer) and go in with your date. order a really nice appetizer, then all of a sudden the shit takes effect an...
News: Party 'mini' Boy.
Wee-Man in a even more outrageous replay of his 'naked walkabout' in JA2; this time he sent to go around nude into some of Los Angeles' top night spots, bars and dance clubs. Also he will during the day time go nude into restaraunts & shopping malls.To enhance the wackyness, naked Wee-Man could be sent into some of these places riding saddled goat or miniture donkey with a chimpanzee riding with him & both are each drinking cans or bottles of beer.In the ultimate act of a nude celebration, ha...
News: The Last Tango To Hell and Back
The Jackass cast enter a hotel ballroom completely nude except they are all wearing safety goggles.Each member must pair up to second member to use as a "dance partner". Some slow romantic music starts playing over a large stereo sound system in the room. ("Slow Dancing" by Johnny Rivers, "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC, "Drive" by The Cars. etc, etc, ect.)Everybody is dancing away with their partner to the music, havin a gay ol' time, when suddenly the lights go out & the music stops.Unbeknowst to...
News: Invisible electric maze
Set up in a maze form an electric fence. Have each contestant wearing a blindfold and a helmet to prevent brain damage (have at least 4 contestants).
News: Shitty restaurant
Find a very popular and classy 5 star restaurant Go there on a busy night eg. saturday night
News: Hot Monkey Love
Chris Pontius is blindfolded & handcuffed and is led to either a glory hole or to sit astraddle a chair where he is further restrained.A small young female chimpanzee or small young female orangutan is brought into the room. A second small young female chimpanzee or small young female orangutan can be optional. (No boy monkeys please, we don't want make this skit even more disturbed AND ALSO GAY!)The monkey/monkies is then trained to then perform an act of fellatio on Pontius and possibly als...
News: Death by Diet Coke
Several Jackass cast members are individually tied to a separate poles & blindfolded or hoods are placed over them as if they are about to face "execution" by a firing squad. All are asked to give their 'any last words'.10-12 individuals arrive with 2 liter bottles of Diet Coke & Menthos candies pieces. All take up positions about 10 to 15 feet from the 'condemned'. Each 'shooter' places their Mentos into the Diet Coke bottles.The bottles can be fired as rockets by unscrewing the lid until a ...
News: Sale
sale 1. as anybody is on holiday make a sale board
News: Toliet Payback
Toilet Payback The idea is to rig a urinal in a Men's restroom so that when a guy starts using it the fixtures on top spray back at him (hitting him in the face or chest depending on height).
News: Skater Knockout
Basically you skate up a ramp waiting on the other end is some sort of explosion. Pretty self explanatory....it's not extravagant but gets the job done.
News: The Taste Testers
The Jack ass Crew has to drink different kinds of liquids blindfolded and they have to guess what it is by the taste. If They Get it right then they get it right but if they don't they have to drink all of that liquid. The liquids have to be different for each person and they could be anything that isnt posoinous or deadly.
News: end of world stunt
The stunt is not simple. FOLLOWING THIS IS A NO AIRPLANE VERSION, and you do not need to get your freinds drunk in the no airplane version you need to get them into the fake house and using the fake bathroom. etc.
News: soap box slingshot bowling
Make a giant slingshot to shoot Dunn and Bam down hill in soap box derby cars to knock down giant bowling pins. For added fun see if Knoxville can't make it through a loop in one of the cars.
News: "Dong Vito"
Convince Vito, or any other member.. hell ,or as many members possible to go back to their room with a convincing drag queen. Let the cast member find out by finding the real MEMBER. Just thought this up while trying to imagine something Bam would do to Vito. Hope you like it.-chris
News: badass mouse trap
its essentually a rube goldberg machine of the jackass cast. such as preston getting feathers (big chicken) and getting launched into a bucket of eggs(raw) that has a switch that launches wee man(bungie cord/surgical rubber cording) into a foam filled trash ben (huge one that you rent) he musty then climb out of it hop on a minimoto throwing a baseball at a button that drops england threw a trap door into a room of mousetraps. he has to run to the otherside of the room to hit a switch. i unde...
News: Bum Fight
ok this is a good one what you do is get ryan dunn to dress up like a bum asking for spare change and have bam give him a burger and fries and drink and have the bum(Dunn) through the food at bam and have them start fighting and then have bam kidnahpe the bum (Dunn) and take off that will be funny
News: Ball Bearings fill a room PRANK
Someone opens a cupboard door and ball bearings fall out and fill the room entirely up to their neck.How it's achieved:The cupboard has to be one of those ones that is attached to the ceiling and high up, like you get in a kitchen. A hole is made in the ceiling above the cupboard but when the doors are closed you can't tell. The room above the cupboard has a tank filled with enough ball bearings which would then feed thru the hole and rush out of the cupboard doors once they get opened. The d...
News: Team Building Excersize
Sign up for group laser tag as a team building opportunity. All but one will be equipped with paintball guns and neon paintballs. The unfortunate soul caught unaware of this prank will have only his harmless laser gun thingy to protect him while he is battered by glow in the dark surprise paintballs!
News: Tacks in the f'n shoes!
OK fellas; this may seem simple on the surface but it is anything but.....I'm from the school of thought that believes that all pranks should be mildly sadistic!Many years ago while serving in the Navy; I used to put a handfull of tacks in peoples flight-deck boots. Nothing was funnier than watching those jack ass squids ramming their respective feet into those boots in the morning and have them think that they were just bitten by a gaggle of god damned scorpions!!!So there you have it - simp...
News: Where’s the Wee
Wee Man is hidden in couch and when everyone is there he tears through the front of the couch naked and acts like nothing happened.
News: Electric Couch
Every time you sit on/get off of couch, ordo something it shocks the shit out of you.
News: Ok heres my Idea
Ok the blindfolded water slide, but instead of a pool of water you lead the victim into a large punching bag that is swung from a nearby roof or whatever it may be that knocks them onto the slide and into the pool
News: Airport mayhem
disguise yourself however you like Go to an airport. have a suitcase full of fake illegal items such as powder (cocaine), crushed leaves (weed), guns, knives and dynamite . make sure it all looks real and also something metal to set off the detector so the search your bags.
News: the jelly bicth
you lie to the person so they will get in a large tank but then you put jelly fish in the tank with him looking
News: new one
First take a picture of a friends car. Second upload the picture to either ebay or any other place like that. Third drive the car to some were he or she will not find it. Fourth make sure you show the picture to your friend with he or she realising you did it. Fifth as he or she is looking every were like websites and other places get one of your other friends to buy it.Sixth get your friend to drive it somewere were your other friend is so that he or she can see it. Seventh try to make sure ...
News: All-for-One & One-for-All
This stunt involves the entire Jackass Crew wearing nothing but speedos and connected by ropes that are attached to them by the waist one-by-one like a linked chain. The length of the rope should be roughly 2-3ft long separating each person. A ledge or platform about 1ft in width can be either wood planks or some type of industrial metal, if all of their weight won’t be able to support the wood. This platform is sitting over a pool by a couple of feet. Inside of the pool is some kind of disgu...
News: Angry bum
Ok this idea is funny you get Ryan Dunn to dress like a bum on the streets askng for spare change and Bam gives the bum (Dunn) a burger with a drink and fries and the bum gets mad and says I wanted money, Bam turns around and says what? Then Ryan the bum starts pushing Bam and they get into a fight so people will be watching and at the end Bam kidnapps the bum (Dunn) and takes off and film peoples face expressions.
News: pizza guy
we should someone go get a pizza dressed as osama bin ladin or some tarerest he should walk in and ask for a "large pizza with extra american i mean cheese" the pizza guy should be set up kinda like the taxi cab one.he should pull out a real pistol full of blanks and say"get the F**k out get out ill shoot" and have one of knoville walk in, the guy sould shoot knoxville and start spilling fake blood and then tell whoever got the pizza to get out there and pull down his pants then slip a fire c...
News: Butt room
ok what you you is you go to public restroom like mall and go to the urnals and pull your paints all the way down so when people go to the restroom the first thing people will see is your ass hanging out. people will laugh and while someone is in there hum a song
News: Blimp Dick
Blimp dick. Its basically a giant penis blimp. Make a blimp or something shaped like a giant dick and let it go in the sky. Also, have little balloons shaped like sperm coming out of the tip of it. Try to fly it when theres a baseball or football game going on. Just imagine everyone sitting there watching the game and then all of a sudden a big dick blimp flys overhead and sperm starts coming out of it. You know it will get on the news and stuff. Imagine them showing a clip of it. It'll proba...
News: oddly beach girl
like my other one dress up like a girl in a bikini but dont shave your legs and were a bikini bottom so it shows the shape of your ding dong and everyone will be staring at you and point it will be funny
News: Fireman Fridge, microwave, and door/Johnny the fireman
"Fireman Fridge" You guys should get one of the really powerfull hoses that the fire department uses and when someone goes to open a fridge (that they don't know is rigged with a hole cut in the back of it), someone should turn the hose on and mow down the person/people outside of the fridge with the hose, it would be totally unexpected. You can even hallow out the inside of a fridge and have one of the cast members stand inside of it with a firefighter suit on and spray the victim down.And. ...
News: Dumb suiside
the first thing you do is get a dummy and go on a high bulding and tape a little speeker on the dummy and through him off screaming into the mic so people will think its real it will be so funny and make sure some of the guys are down there so no one down there will get hit.
News: the nut cracker
its just like in the giant hand prank but you have a plastic or real fist hidden on the ground (under a small sheet of paper or under a rug) call your friend over and you hit a button then with force the fist would come up and hit them in the nuts.
News: Branding joust
My idea is kind of a mix of 2 things jackass have done before, you can use a bike or horses and have a brander like the one that was used on bam margera in the last movie and two of you or more will go against each other jousting.