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News: One messy prank!

Not sure how suitable this is for tv but its funny either way. Johnny gets everyone to join him in a drink he gets the whole cast to do a toast with him but what they dont know is Johnny has snuck ex-lax into their bubbly so as everyone runs to the toilet Johnny has put clear plastic wrap over the toilets and you can figure out the rest=) Or you could just have naked sumo's pig pile on Bam that works to.

News: Dead Body Cab

Ok this is what you would do: get a big black bag, one big enough to fit a body in, and fill it with rotting meat and fake blood. Hail a cab and bring the bag into the back of the cab with you, you of course would have blood on your clothes to make it look more realistic. Tell the cab driver to take you to like a lake or construction site and offer to pay him 500$ to do it. If they take you then get out and struggle to get the bag out of the cab and tell the driver to help you with get it out...

News: exploding portapotty's

the scenario.. an outdoors event. in which the food has been laced with a super strong laxative the more the better. eventually everyone will need to crap bad. the portapotty's are retrofitted with massive pumps inside the blue water filled with the most ungodly poop one can find. the massive pumps shoot all that rancid goodness through any and all holes in the portapotty. only to be rigged hidden cameras to watch the madness. afterwards there would be a quick release for the walls of the por...

News: Dead Body Cab

Ok this is what you would do: get a big black bag, one big enough to fit a body in, and fill it with rotting meat and fake blood. Hail a cab and bring the bag into the back of the cab with you, you of course would have blood on your clothes to make it look more realistic. Tell the cab driver to take you to like a lake or construction site and offer to pay him 500$ to do it. If they take you then get out and struggle to get the bag out of the cab and tell the driver to help you get it out of t...

News: Wrecking Water Balloon

To Start Off I'm 16 So I Know I Won't Be Able To Win But I'm Hoping That I Could Inspire You Guys To Do This Prank But It's Okay If You Don't Want Too. Anyways The Prank Is That Someone Stands Out On A Ledge Of A Bridge Over A Body Of Water Then A Crane Picks Up A Giant Water Balloon And Crashes Right Into Them Causing Them To Fall Into The Water. That's Pretty Much It, It Sounds Stupid But I Think It Would Be Funny. Thanks For Reading, I Appreciate You Taking The Time To Read My Entry.

News: death.

well my idea was that you grab a horn and start to horn at everyone till they can't hear well. the original idea came from a wake up prank i use to do with my buddies in new years eve who ever felt asleep first we would horn them awake. but in this case you could horn them to death hehe. well hope u like the idea.

News: The Delivery

For this prank you will need to find a farm with either horse or cow manure, you will need a standard shoebox, and lighter fluid. You place the manure inside the shoebox, and soak the manure, the box and even the lid to place on top with the lighter fluid. You find an unsuspecting victim at either a local residence or an apartment building complex, and you place the shoebox on the doorstep. After it is placed knock on the door, leave a sticky note with the words Mail Delivery (Contains Extrem...

News: Greatest Prank

Ok wait till one of you guy's are asleep an put a narly tattoo on him, than take a bunch of animals like they would have at a zoo an put him with the animals. Before he wakes up make sure he is laying in a pile of shit or next to it. Than when he wakes up of course he will be pissed but it'll be funny as fuck make him put on an animal suit an play with the animals while food is hanging from all over him especialy his balls. Have him sit down an have an animal walk over an eat the food off of ...

News: poop deck/barf bag

theres a porta potty on the deck of a boat tell the victom to use the porta poty cause the one on the boat is broken when they use the poty they will be gassed with helium then hydrolicly forced out of the poty and slips on poop out side of the poty and tossed with 20 pound of piss for the ultament barf

News: The Exploding House

Buid a facke house on some property (make it look real nice from the outside)Have fake pictures of the inside and make it a real cheap price so some guy buys it, When he' at the houe tell him an inspection is happening on the house so he can't go in at the moment (have some people look like there working on the house from a distance) at a certain point have someone radio in that there's a problem and everyone needs to get out and away from the house, when everyone is past the safe point blow ...

News: But they taste sooo good

Go to a PETA meeting or another similar organization and join the meeting. After a little bit, take out some fried chicken, or hamburger etc and start eating it in front of everyone. Once everyone starts freaking out say how you thought this was the PETA 'People for the Eating of Tasty Animals' club.

News: Randomest Things Ever!!!

Materials Needed: Panda Costume, Robot Costume, Burrito (unwrapped)Okay, to tell the truth, i am not 18 or older, i am a 15 and a half year old teenager who has admired you guys for years and has been dying to meet you all. my idea (my best friend Steven Vaughan also helped with it) is about me (as a panda) and Steven (as a robot) run through a busy public building, or down a busy street, with Steven chasing me as the robot, and i will be in the panda costume running trying to get away and ea...

News: The Revival

For this prank it will have to take place at a local church to where you will need to exchange the coffin for the actual funeral, to a coffin where one of your buddies is inside. Once the exchange is made it may be more comical to add decaying features to the person's face (makeup) so when the coffin is opened by the pastor they also get a sickening suprise. Once the coffin is opened your buddy inside needs to pretend he is dead by not moving or shifting whatsoever and do this for at least 5 ...

News: Fireworks Show

For this prank it will be required to take place within a crowded area, where there are porto potty's frequently used by the public. Under the toilet seat where the you open the lid different types of fireworks need to be placed at the bottom to go off at different times, (When different people come in to use the loo.) You also need to have smoke canisters at the top of the roof of the porto potty to go off to dazzle and confuse the unsuspecting victim and then light one batch of the (non let...

News: The Copy Cat shopper

you go into a grocery store,, follow someone as they grab a cart, then you follow them with youre cart and copy everything they buy,,, if they put a orange in their cart you put an orage in their cart,,if they buy batteries you buy batteries, etc etc u keep doing this until they think youre the ultimate creeper

News: Falling Sky/ Roomdiving

Basically 2 ideas, one more creative than the other..Falling sky Pretty simple and doesnt take alot of imagination. Find a way to rig thousands of set mousetraps on a ceiling or something, and release them as soon as the victim enters the room. I think it would be most effective in a warehouse or something big. RoomdivingWell, we all know how the military drops tanks and such out of airplanes, well, what if there was a way to drop a purpose built room from an airplane? (With the SLEEPING vict...

News: swat team prank

throw a party and have the jackass crew invited and have set up underag girls..an planted drugs..swat team butes in an arrests th jackass crew and interrogate them..tellem theres two girls accusin them of rape and see how many cries

News: To much shit

My prank is that you go to your buddies house Because you are going to make him/her something to eat. While your cooking the food you grab one of the bottles of laxcitives in your pures or a bag of "special ingretiences" that you brought with you, and with that bottle of lax. you poor it on the food while its cooking and then you grab your buddies drink and you grab another bottle of lax.(if you finished the first bottle) and poor it in his/her drink and put a little sugar in there just to ma...

News: movie star prank

get ryan dunn or any of the other jackass crew to beleave they have a spot for another up comeing movie of urs and get em all sicked about it and take em to a fake filming sight and and this ones a good part for some famus actors u usally put in ur movies to help u out get em to where this fucked up costum and start fake filming and when his guards down bam hit with like a falling sand bag to the nuts or body and watch him fly back or u could always do some thing like some thing goes wrong an...

News: high flyer

ok well see i am crazy i would do anything and well i done alot of shit in my day i tide a rope to a bike and a tree then hit the gas and see how far u can fly then u can take one of thos things they use at da lake where one guy jumps off and one guy flys in the lake well how bout a guy 20 feet high and jump on the thing and see how high the guy flys in the lake if no one has da balls to do it i would be happy to jump form that hight and then i got one more its called ball crunger sit someone...

News: hot condom

put some bengay on a condom with a needle so you dont have to open the wrapper put alote on it and tell someone that you got him a girl that wants to fuck with him and give him that condom o do it in like 4 condoms more jjajajaja hes dick is gonna be burnin jajajaj

News: PeVi

In a public RESTROOMS there will be a two jackass crew, that will wear one penis mascot outside in the GIRLs RESTROOM and in the GUYs RESTROOM will be the Vigina mascot..but just dont make too nasty though ..wahahah.. that's a big prank right?haha..hope you will like it..