Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories
News: unruly child
go to a store with a kid have he act up and try to get him to com down but he keeps acting up so the dad puts out a fake gun shoots the kid fake blood gos every then pick up the kid say some thing like wait till ur mom hears about this and walk out of the store
News: The Horse Jizz Cannon
Set up a Potato Gun like contraption filled with Mr Ed's special sauce and wait for Pontius to walk in somewhere and when he does BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! All because he likes horse jizz in his mouth lol. I doubt this will make it but hell it was worth a shot. You guys are my fuckin heroes and I can't wait for Number 3.
News: got a light
walk around town with a gas can and ask people for a liter and as they go to give it to you talk about how you hate your life and empty the can on ur self and see what they do lol
News: natzie ass
STEP 1: chose member of jackass crew to do this prank (it would be funny to johnny do this its a perfect prank for him)STEP 2: after mber is chosen dress him like adolf hitler and have him stand in a public square or park and pose like hitler did
News: Super Welcome
So my inspiration came to me while watching Jackass with the "fist in the wall" well my prank would be to put nail or tacks depends how thick is the mat is and put the nails in the mat and put it by a door and let people walk by it. :)
News: The Electrician
Jonny Holds A Defibulator anhies behnd a door...then someone walks in the door....................he goes "BOO" And Static Shocks The person was scared...........Warnings
News: Table wake up
While someone is sleeping put a table over there had and blow the airhorn and watch them sit up smack there head on the table lol not a bit just a prank to pull ha ha
News: The Face And Butt Buzz
Pick someone and get about five tazers and shoot them at that person until they scream like a little girl. Then, you can also do the same thing to someone's butt.
News: THE CRAZY MONKEY DRUM
it's one of my favorite prank... when the person that you want to prank is sleepin put a few matches in circle on the belly an then light them after you light them put cooking pot on it, an then watch the person do the "crazy monkey drum". don't forget to make this very fast.
News: Naked Ostrich Ride
Why you guys dont try a naked ostricht ride :)?????? ahha
News: sake challenge and makeover
get 10 glasses of sake get a box of makeup go to town ok the jackass guys has to get 10 glasses of sake and drink it within 5 minuted on the clock then they have to get a box of makeup and make themselfs look like girls and then go to town and walk around the nieborhood and see how long it takes for them to throw up
News: Pilates race
Build a road of pilates down a hill, and snowboard, sled or run down it to see who gets to the bottom first. You are allowed to throw pilates at each other.
News: I hope this prank isnt going too far, but I have more.
Ok, so my friend Nathan and I play pranks a lot and a lot of them on his cousin Justin and we think Jackass might be able to help us pull the ultimate prank on him. He'll cry, piss, and shit his pants for sure if you help us do this. I hope this idea isnt going too far. This is a must read though. Read it all!Ok, so it will start off by us telling him that we have some movie part in California(he'll fall for that) and that they're flying us out there and they want him to come too. You guys wi...
News: Pocket Rocket Paintball
Jackass guys will play paintball with a twist weeman's pale skin would look fantastic covered in bruises1) They will be wearing no clothes, only facemask and underwear2) They will be riding pocket rockets (mini motorbikes) 3) Teams of 2 - each team connected by a 4m rope (this will hopefully makes things a lot harder)Last man standing (riding) winscheers guysjosh mckee
News: Yack Piss Water Balloons
the crew gets together with mopeds in a giant muddy pig pen and there armed with yack piss in water balloons starting a starting a yack piss waterballoon fight lol got a ring to it raab himself and novak run into eachother trying to hit eachother in the face with a piss balloon then you cut to bam falling into a mud hole 4 foot deep or so following that knoxville jumps off a moped into the hole with bam to hide from the rest of the crew hitting both bam and knoxville with yack piss water ball...
News: The Glass Eye
I wear a prosthetic eye and a good prank could be having Steve-O Swallow it and attempt to throw it back up. It is similar to the goldfish prank only it would be horrible if he couldn't throw it back up. It would have to come out the other end.
News: The Battle of Poo Sea
The Battle of Poo Sea This battle involves 3 teams of three. Each team has an unstable canoe with a high powered cricketball/baseball shooter mounted at the front.
News: Parachute
Ask someone to come on a plane to film or something so that when other people are jumping, he won't be jumping, so he will not have a parachute on, so what you do is you push him out of the plane without a parachute and then do like Travis Pastrana and go rescue him in mid air. :)
News: Bubble-Troubble Demolition Derby on Ice.
Bubble-Troubble Demolition Derby on Ice. In this game, there are 4 teams of 2. One outside the plastic bubble, one on the inside.
News: A Day At The Beach
Two friends spend a nice relaxing day at the beach. Only problem is that they were born in 1902.
News: Unintended Bungie Jump
Alright, so while I can't claim to be a huge, oh my god there's Steve-O jump for joy everytime a new Jackass movie comes out, fan, I do enjoy watching the show. Now, there's a prank that I would never have the means nor balls to pull on someone I know, but those kind of pranks seem to be the Jackass bread and butter, so here goes nothing.I got this idea maybe a month and a half ago. The first step of this plan would be to somehow make one of your friends unconcious. I'm not asking questions a...
News: the swearing granny
johnny knoxville or one of the other jackass's could get dressed up as old granny then walking into places like shops and swear her dead off demanding stuff and just being a jackass to everyone in the store, they won't expect that behaviour off a dear old granny so the reactions should be funny.
News: snake wake up
bam margera is really scared of snakes so why dn'tyou waittill he's asleep then snea into his room nd cover him from head to toe in snakes and mayb put two or tree beside him then wake him up and watch his reaction.
News: up hill
stand at the bottom of a steep hill with multiple tennis ball guns at the top have the hill covered in jax or legos(things it hurts to step on) when the horn blows have all the guys charge up the hill barefoot while getting completely annihilated with the tennis ball guns the last one to the top has to eat something gross. not only would it look good in 3d, it would be amazingly funny
News: The Human Chain
Build platform on top of motor or side of boat. Strap Preston onto top of platform holding the legs of the first person in the chain. (If Preston can't hold the first person, have fist person of chain strap onto the platform by feet/ankles or legs.) Each person holds the legs or ankles of the person in front of them. Skier/boarder holds arms of last person of chain
News: Meat Cannon
You take someone and fill a cannon up with powder or something harmless and tell them it is for a poster, or commercial... and tell them you have to put a blind fold on them so nothing gets in their eyes... while they have the blind fold on switch out the cannon with the powder for a cannon with a bunch of meat and grimy shit laying around.. them let er rip... oh.. and make sure to include some baggies of cow blood or something of that nature.. and then when they are disorented on the ground ...
News: wanted
wanted.my prank would be to put on henws bam margera or johnny knoxville wanted or murdering his mam and dad and put it all over the news, then have bam or johnn walk into several public places like a shop or mall, have their clothes all bloody and maybe even the murder weapon in their hand and see how people react.
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News: Rollercoaster Puke fest
Have all of the jackasses and me do the "milk challenge" (where you drink a gallon of milk it makes you puke every time) before going on a roller coaster. while going down the big hill we all gag ourselves and puke. since were going down the hill all the puke will fly backwards and hit everyone behind us. All the jackasses will be bathed in puke and the passengers will get hit too. Getting puke on them will make them puke too. It will be a beautiful vicious circle of puking!
News: cup test ball shock!
Convince the some of the jackass crew that were doing a segment where they need to wear athletic cups. (maybe say they re-making the cup test segment) And rig the cups to electric shockers in them that will shock their balls mercilessly until they cry.
News: Car sh*t.
you take a car from one of the jackass crew.. and make a hole in the seat and take a crap done in the seat.. ofter the shit you place all the seat parts back again. en take a upholstery over and wait for him to get a fuckt up car...
News: HypnoMindFreak
This will not be cheap. The mark attends a show by Criss Angel, or David Blaine, Derren Brown, the Amazing Kreskin, whoever. He's brought onstage to be hypnotized. Seconds later, the audience and all the mark's buddies are laughing their heads off and applauding wildly, the house is coming down.
News: sumo wrestler showdown
first you get a massive sumo wrestler, then you dress all the guys like sumo wrestlers. once you do that everyone takes turns trying to knock him out of the circle. whoever doesnt succeed (which im sure no one will) gets slapped in the chest by the sumo wrestler
News: SHOCKING RIDE
Put a remote controlled shock device in the seat of a car,have people go for a ride and shock the hell out them
News: Tug a NUDE Luge
Thsi will be a first time for Jackasss. have all the guys nude and next to eachother for the first time. (never a problem , right?) A truck (18 wheeler, maybe smaller) will have all the jackass crew , Nude and tied up with their legs to this truck with a rope. You must have the truck pull all of the naked Jackass' across A HUGE SLIP AND SLIDE, Lubed up with Nothing but K-Y Jelly. After a certian point the rope should be broken and we see whose Jackass body could, Slip and Slide the furthest. ...
News: Playing with my poo...
One of the Jackass crew members, should insert some type of object up their asshole, (such as a condom, filled with a powdery substance with a messege attached on the item, saying (thanks for playing with my poop) and then walk through an X-ray machine at an airport. When the jackass member gets stripped searched and they find the messege, It will be hillarious!
News: face your fears sh*t face
the idea come from a segment jackass did called face your fear where you stand on your knees with your hands behind your back and let yourself fall forward without stopping yourself. The idea is to set up a booth that sees if you have what it takes to be a jackass member and the test is to see if they can do the face your fear correctly on the first try. And when theyre falling forward put a plate of shit in front of them so they get a face full on shit. Thus face your fears shit face.
News: Hot Iron CPR
While someone is sleeping get two hot irons and use it how defibrillators would be used on them to wake them up.