Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories
News: The Shock Collar Maze
Create an invisible fence maze and place a shock collar on one of the guys to see if they can get through the invisible maze with minimal (or maximum) pain. While he is going through, feel free for the other guys to come and push him outside the invisible fence. Maybe even have angry dogs chasing after him to add extra incentive to move quickly.
News: The Lambo Loop
Hi its Jake, it's pretty obvious what to do... take Bam`s Lambo and drive it around a loop!
News: The Fight
Here's our prank. Start off by getting a shit car, you know what im talking about...one of those shit cars you get from a junk yard. have one of you take it and park it outside of a public place where a ton of people are everyday.(cafe, coffee shop, etc.) Then have Bam act super pissed off, run up to the car and just start wailing on it with some sort of bar or bat or something. smash the windshield, break all the windows, just break everything. then the one who parked the car, whoever it hap...
News: Expanding fun!!!
Pour expanding foam in the sun roof of Bam's Hummer and he will never drive it again or you could line the car with plastic so you could get it out. Keep in mind that even with the plastic it will break out all the windows and maybe the windshield. It's expands really fast so you have to be quick. Your best bet would be to mix four 5gal buckets at once. The faster you mix it and the hotter it is outside the faster it will expand. Also there is several types of this foam some of it is weak and...
News: DRAG Queen Eharmony or some dating website
Well I'm from Denver Colorado, which the nickname is Menver!!" I Have been a Denver Single Mad Man for quite sometime... I tried some online dating (Horrible experience, but everyone is doing it!!From Menver) My Only date from that BS Eharmony, The girl was smoking hot in her pictures but showed up huge as Hell!! And Bragged about how much she loves to eat!! Couldnt believe it!! So I think a Prank should be dressing up like a girl but looking for men (Strait people)... It could goes as far as...
News: The Taint Pull
This prank uses Steve-O and Pontius to attach a rope and duct taped to their taint while the rope gets pulled by a golf cart or truck driven by Johnny Knoxville.
News: ice cold suprise
take a firework pt it in his hand take ice water poorit all over the jackass member after the firework goes off and the watter is thrown on him throw mouse traps on him please ive been a fan for over 7 years this is my chance to meet my idols
News: The Electric Toilet Seat
The title basically explains it all, you hook up 2 or 3 electrodes to a toilet seat inside of a port-o-let or some other restroom where the guys visit, place a camera in one of the top corners of the room, or port-o-let, to monitor who's going in, and when they have a seat to drop a deuce, zap them. It would probably be best to wait a while until they get somewhat comfortable enough to drop some cargo. That way, they could spring up from the shock and make a satisfying mess. Thanks you guys, ...
News: Lemonade 4 Sale
Setting: manhattan construction site
News: possession
have everyone in the rubber costumes you use to ook old and go into a church. have the paster say they have a guest speaker today. one of you guys is the guest speaker and yu go on about possession and ask if anyone in the church would like to come up and get the demons taken out of hem. thats when the others in the costumes come forward and yu do some prayer thing and comand he demons to come out. then everone starts acting like they re possessed nd starts ripping off the rubber making t loo...
News: Taser Tag
The premise is simple: all crew members play tag with taser guns. When you're tagged, you get tasered and you're out of the game. Last guy standing wins.
News: Jello High Dive
Fill an olympic-sized pool with jell-o and get someone to do a dive off the high dive into it, perhaps on fire, or naked, something to make it worth while because if you just wanted them to do a dive they would know something is up.
News: Habanero Binge
everyone has a habanero eating contest and the losers pending on their place has to be punished. last place has to drink a bowl of habanero salsa wih don vitos back hair in it. second to last has to mouse trap their penis. third to last has to drink a pubic hair smoothy. first place gets to have their pubic har in the smoothy.
News: BMX Maze of Destruction
Set up a large maze in a field. However, there are no walls to the maze, just outlines on the ground.
News: Golf Course Strip
when someone is putting on the green....have someone run up and use the flag as a stripper pole...
News: To Catch a Predator!
Hook up one of the single jackasses with a girl who may be too young and have her invite him to her house where Chris Hansen appears on "To Catch a Predator." Do the whole thing as if the Jackass is busted as a pedofile.
News: Medieval Frog Hop Off
Crane You need a giant crane with a magnet.
News: Blood Drive Donor
In a nutshell...go donate blood at a one of those buses that just drives around and parks at shopping malls etc...act confused about the ENTIRE process. I mean, like you have NO idea whats about to happen. All's you know is that you're gonna get some free cookies at the end....when they hook you up and your blood begins flowing into the bag for a while, pull out a real blood bag and tube, except its full of some type of fake edible blood. Put the tube connected to your fake blood bag in your ...
News: 200 Foot Belly Flop
Picture this ... a 200ft diving board with Preston Lacy standing on top. Looking into the water below.... looking quite shallow now. Preston leaps off, flying through the air, stretching out as he approaches the water.... BM. BELLY FLOP. as he emerges from the water he sports the reddest belly anyone as ever seen in their lives. Steve-O goes next comparing the red belly results.
News: New Born Calf
Find a freshly calved cow,preferably reasonably tame.... or not Get on hands and knees and drink the thick cholostrum straight from the cow, all cholostrum must be swallowed. Must not stop drinking until quarter of udder is empty.WarningsThis is extremely healthy and will build up your immune system,and dont get addicted!
News: The Pee Ball Dodge Ball
To start with I added 3 blind folded guys inside a place where they cant escape, Their gonna get hit with balloons filled with pee. The rule of the game is who ever gets to hit them 10 times is the winner, all the fun without the danger.
News: Hidden DUNGeon
1) Casually walk by the poop and suggest to your friend that he pick it up with a stick and give someone a nasty surprise, or a Sanchez.
News: Pontius as the Studfinder
This one's for Party Boy Chris Pontius. He gets to be 'The Stud'. The Stud, dressed in his thong and bowtie, stands facing an unwooded section of "The Wall", constructed from gyprock with vertical 2 by 4 studs placed at 2 foot intervals. Meanwhile, on the other side... "The Foremen" get into their construction gear and take turns attempting to find the stud by punching a hole through the wall... this goes on until the stud is found.
News: Mock Court Case/Bar Exam Irritant
While sitting in an open area in the library or study area, start eating a bag of Doritos very carefully but then start eating them as annoying as possible. However, this needs to be done right before a huge mock court case or when the bar exam is about to be given.
News: Baby Carriage's Wild Ride!
Wee-man is in a baby carriage. (Carriage is on a huge hillside going down hill, busy sidewalk) “Daddy” (Jack-Ass character in disguise) asks for directions from someone.
News: New cast member.
1) Pitch 'new cast member'. Highlight his hilarious catch phrase 'ShitPiece!'. Record comments made. Be sure to take shots at the validity of anyone who objects.
News: Bam's Lambo Switch
bam margera is my favorite jackass member and he does more pranks then he does stunts and never has pranks done to him so i think there shouold be a change. u get a replica of one of bams favorite cars and u put ryan dunn in drivers seat and johnny in passenger and make it look like dunn has his shitty driving again and crashes the car and it looks like the ar is totalled and the 2 r really hurt or worse but thecar will have to go into a place where bam can not reach them or try and help or t...
News: Smoked In
Throw a smoke grenade into a room with one door & hold the door shut while the people inside scramble out the windows.
News: Bam's Snake Room
bam should get tricked to walk into a room full of snakes and then lock him in with the only way to exit is to get to the other side which will make him have to go through the swarm of snakes that would be so damn hilarious
News: Bams Breakthrough
basically get bam to think his parents died in a terrible accident be all serious dress bams parents up all dead like and at the funeral have the coffin explode after bout 10 mins have his parents skateboard in and surprise bam...that should teach that short b****d....''
News: Blind Dragon Wake Up
superglue someones eyelids shut while they're sleeping pepper spray them up the nose to wake them up
News: Giant Rocket Cart
Get a couple of passed movies, the giant shopping cart and the giant rocket, make a few more of the giant rockets and strap them to the cart. then throw everyone in and launch them of a huge ramp of some sort.
News: "Urban Tarzan!"
Simple, hilarious stunt: Dress someone up as Tarzan and tie a rope to trees on a park, next to a sidewalk.
News: Extreme Twister
Semi nude twister game and while your playing every so often you get shot with paintball guns.
News: Spin Off
Get on top off a building with a jump off platform (put an inflatable cushion on the bottom of the drop)
News: Winner Winner
This contest can be the ultimate prank on a fan- or another one can be created. Upon winning, the first day of the "prize" can start with a flight on a crappy airline with 2 long layovers. (one can be a hopper flight with a pilot that appears intoxicated) Once arriving in LA, the winner should be met by a driver waiting to take them to their hotel in a beat up old limo. (having them sign a waiver to be filmed first of course) The driver should stop on the way at a drive thru and tell the winn...
News: The wang skipping rope
Tie a skipping rope/s to pontious' wang and play double dutch, if someone falls on the rope thats gotta hurt
News: trust fall
This is simple, Yet fun to get random people reactions. Just go through a city, town, store, yelling out trust fall and falling backwards at people to see if they will catch you. Go up to peoples cars and do it while they are in idle or stopped at a stoplight.
News: Danger Ehren kills Jimmy Kimmel
Prank is played on Ehren: Have Johnny knoxville and Danger Ehren on Jimmy Kimmel with the premise that Johnny is going to do some trick with a gun. When Johhny and Ehren are on the set, have a reason for Johnny to give the gun over to Ehren and have Johnny tell Ehren to shoot it at Jimmy with the idea that the gun isn't loaded. The gun will fire a blank and Jimmy will have a blood packet in his chest go off and will pretend to have really been shot and then die. Soon as this happens, Ehren is...
News: Worst Wake Up Ever
Sneak into someones bedroom while they're asleep, pull the pin of one of these Hornet's Nest Sting Grenades, toss it in and give them the most painful wake up of their lives.