Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories
News: Are you positive?
Possibly using Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera and Spike Jonze, dressed up as their finest elderly counterparts. The 3 should go to a local Free Health Clinic to be tested for STD's. They should argue in the office and make it clear there is a love triangle in the nursing home where they live. Also that Jonze's character is a real slut. One could bring a teenager with them posing as a grandchild, to "teach them a valuable lesson about whores" at an early age. As loud and graphic as possible. Th...
News: Wedding Crash
The Jackass Crew crash a series of weddings! They will be trying to complete tasks to accumulate points.
News: Celebrity Glory Hole
celebrity glory hole! drill a hole in a cubical in a celebrity gathering
News: Super Mega Slip N' Slide!
So, you guys have had great fun on a slip and slide before, and since you have gone large with the Poo Cocktail Supreme, how about SUPER MEGA SLIP N' SLIDE!!
News: Baby Emergency
Get a baby alligator and put it in a baby stroller. Cover him up with blankets and run into the emergency room. Freaking out and crying yell that you need help you don't know whats wrong with your baby. Tell them you fed him baby food and woke up and this is what happened.
News: poo dive
First of all I just wanna say I'm a huge fan, I have watched and own all the Jackasses, have most of the Wild Boys seasons, watched all of Viva la Bam and Nitro Circus, plus CKY etc...
News: Donuts
Go to a place where they sell donuts. Buy a whole bunch of different kinds. Leave the store and come back like 30 minutes later, with all the donuts squooshed. Go to the counter and demand to get your money back because the donuts "didn't work". Tell them you went to the doctors for your hemroids and they said to get donuts and sit on them. ( they meant the pillow thing). lol.
News: Worst Day Ever
First thing you do is slip some sleeping pills in this guys drink. Then tie him to a big piece of wood, get a tattoo saying im a jackass on his forehead, and put a shock collar on his neck. When ready shock him till he wakes up,dip him in the pool a few times,shoot him with paintballs, and then hit him with the puke balloons.
News: Romanian Meat. (RAT MEAT)
Warnings Rat meat contains diseases, bacteria and much more gross $#!T.
News: Hot Poo
Have a porta potty with a removeable section at the bottom and when someone goes in to poop have a squirt gun full of tabasco to shoot at their butthole!
News: When Grandma Dies
Have someone dress up as an old lady, or just go find one. Go to a funeral home telling the person working that you need to plan your grandma's funeral for next Saturday. Be sure to introduce the old lady as your grandma. Tell him you get a good inheritance from your grandma so you don't have to worry about the money, also tell him you want to buy cheap because you would like to get a new car, a pool, a new house etc. When they ask why you are planning the funeral so soon and your grandma see...
News: Bouncy ball race
Close down a street (preferably one with a steep hill.) Park a truck, filled to the brim with bouncy balls, on top of that hill.
News: grannypantie
Be on busiest part of the town naked and a grandma sitting in a rockingchair. Have her nit a long scarf and when it's done, the naked guy puts it around his waist to cover the 'sexyparts.''Thanks grandma' and a hug. Then leave.?
News: a shitty shower
fill someone's shampoo and conditioner bottle with daves shit and set up a little camera in the bathroom
News: the sand trap
ok like when somebody of the cast is sleeping drug them or knock them out then do that thing steve o did in that orbit commercial where they make a box in the sand then put him in it put top on then put sand on the top so it looks like his head is sticking out of the ground.and when they wake up pour buckets of water on them.i vote ryan to do this
News: Alzheimer streaker
Dress up Johnny Knoxville as his old man counterpart. He then needs to strip down to his underwear at a MLB or soccer game and streak across the field. If possible he should really bring a walker and hold it out while he is scrambling from security. Most people wont know who he is, but it will be a huge hit with all of us fans who will recognize him immediately and be thrilled with the opportunity to see a prank in action without being able to interfere with the filming.
News: Electrode ball buzzers
Hi Guys! I am Sara...I got run over by a truck (drunk driver, not on purpose) and one of my physical therapy tools is a TENS Unit- it sends electric shocks, level and type to be decided by user, to body parts via electrodes. When I first got it, I was using it and accidentally turned it WAY UP instead of off! I sends a crazy intense shock. My first thought, after I stopped laughing my electrified ass off, was of you Jackass guys :) SO...
News: The Peeper Creeper
Johnny or whoever plans on bringing home a girl. Unknown to the girl, one of the fat crew members of JackAss is hiding in the closet of the room where the couple are getting to know eachother just a little bit better ;). The Fat guy is wielding a box of tissues and a giant bottle of Lube for his comfort ;). He is also wearing a ski mask, boxers, and wife beater (white undershirt). When things in the room begin to heat up, the fat guy explodes out of the closet (dick hangin out) surpising the ...
News: the dingdong douche spray
get a poo truck and spray someones front porch, and ring the door bell and run away,
News: the contest
As many members of the Jackass Crew as possible will have 60 minutes to go out and purchase the biggest roosters (no live animals used) they can find and return for the Cock measuring contest. Winner with the biggest cock gets to kick losers in the nuts.
News: in store bath
A pair of Jackass members enter a home improvement store. 1 will be in need of a good cleaning, carrying shampoo and robe. The other will need to bring in a large amount of water as best as possible (from a water cooler refill perhaps) Heading to the plumbing dept, quick as possible, stripping down to a "modest bathing suit" jump into a display tub and "try it out" while being doused with water for the in- store bath. Shampoo, rinse, then throw on the robe and jet.
News: trampoline kickboxing
A prank for between 2-4 Jackass members (one should be wee man due to his height disadvantage). Using a trampoline with no safety netting (cause who wants that much safety?) Put on some boxing gloves and head gear & duke it out while jumping on the trampoline as high as possible. Im sure that hilarity will ensue.
News: Major League pitch!
Take a fastball from a major league pitcher to the nuts.. I mean it is a hit but i dont think a sledgehammer is much worse.. Would have a great affect in 3D
News: Irving shows his affectionate side
Knoxville (dressed up as Irving Zisman) goes to an undergarment store (such as Victoria's Secret where they let the boyfriends see the items that are tried on) with Spike (as an old woman) and Spike tries on a bra. When "she" shows Irving the bra he gets all hot and bothered and joins her in the dressing room. They make sex noises (ohhh yeahhh) and disturb the employees (who hopefully find themselves bewildered). When Irving leaves, he puts a cigarette in his mouth and Spike comes out fluster...
News: Bath on wheels
Strap wheels onto a bath, sit in it and ride down a hill. You could get more baths and have race
News: Bed + rockets = Flying bed
Strap wheels and rockets onto the bed with somebody on it lying down in PJ's like they are in bed. Set the rockets off down a wooden ramp and ride off the other side of the ramp so you go flying into the air, landing in a lake of water!
News: THE POO DUNK
You scare the opponent with somethin and make he run. Whe he runs he probably looks back so he dont see the dunk full of poo. When he is there just open it nd he's swimming in poo!!!
News: Human Catapult
Fly out of the catapult with the Jackass flag, you could either land in poo or water
News: Bam Margera in Saw !
a glass box with water. Bam Margera, snakes. Bam will need put his hand in the box with snakes to get the key, open the door and not die drowning.
News: Poo wrestling
You dress up in poo suit ( like the sumo wrestling suit in the picture ) and stand on two podiums. Below and around the podiums is a pool of poo which you land on when you fall. When you are on the podiums, you wrestle until somebody falls. You could also use those stick things to hit each other with instead of wresting
News: Poo pranks
You get somebody to dress up ( could be a devil ) and go round the city playing pranks on people with poo. For example you could hang outside a public toilet and when somebody comes out follow them with a sign that says something like " Just sh*t). Or you could wait for a car to come out of a car wash and then throw a bucket of a liquidy poo like substance all over the windscreen. Or you could put loads of poo across a sidewalk so people cant past, or get Dave England to poo in different plac...
News: Sh*t n Slide
You have a water slide like the one in the Jackass episode with the water slide ( in the picture above ) but instead of water, after you go over the ramp at the bottom you go flying into a pile or container of poo!
News: A fight withpoo filled guns, cannons, slingshots etc
You split into teams and load your selves up with poo filled guns, poo filled cannons, and poo filled slingshots. Then you fight! Its like an extreme version of paintball ( or pooball in this case ). The teams could make poo traps along the way, like when somebody steps on somthing a shower of poo comes down and covers them
News: Skateboard into poo filled container prank
You get a skateboarder ( Bam maybe? ) to think that he is going to do a huge skateboard jump onto a mat ( doesn't have to be a mat ). When you show him to jump and go through the landing plans, you show him the mat as well. When he goes back in to get ready, you swap the mat for a poo filled container!
News: Lets try new foods
Get a list of some of the worlds most random foods out there. Then have some of the crew (or all of them) to try them. Mix some together to get that "JACKASS" taste!
News: SHOULD HAVE BEEN UP
When one of your friends goes to sleep go in his room and tie him down. ( handcuffs maybe?) Then Once he is up (or wake him up) mess with him in many ways. From tickling all the way to drawing. Maybe some free smacks or something. A whole load of ideas your mind can think of.
News: steve-o's a daddy
find one of steve-o's old girlfriends and get her to look pregnant and get her to come to the set and tell steve o that he is the father of her child
News: LOSE OR FAIL
This is a game just like "TRUTH or DARE" just the "JACKASS" way. Get some of the crew (try for AT LEAST 4) ready. Once the players are known, find out who will be going first. That person will pick someone to pick "LOSE OF FAIL". If they pick "LOSE" you must think of 1st dumb idea pops in your head or something already made up. If they pick "FAIL" they are hit in the nuts (as many times as you all have picked). This goes on till one person is left.
News: Silent Poop
For this prank, get one of the guys from the crew (prob will be Dave England) to walk in a library ready to poop. Have him then get a book to read or maybe go on computer and just sit and not talk. Then have him begin to poop. While this is going on make sure he try's and plays it off. If people start to look around play it as cool as you can. IF at 1st no one knows he is pooping make him be the 1st to be like ewwww whats that or somthing. once there get out of there and see how people take it.
News: King of the MAT-TRESS
Go to a sore where they sell mattress'es Get some of the guys (at least 4) to go in store ready to stand tall