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News: Play Ball

Get rockets put them on the bottom of shopping carts and race them through the aisles in a store while you are in the shopping cart pulling shit of the shelves to slow each other down.

News: boxing with roller skate

Start by getting Steve-O to vomit (shouldn't be too hard) then start a chain reaction of this to every member of Jackass. It should end up going down a line of people then hitting one of the camera guys. At the very end use the Clipper Cam on whoever has the longest hair.

News: The Car Trick

Two people need to do this prank.

News: yellow.....lemonade??

the idea is that you make lemonade and put them in water bottles for the guys and make some of the bottles have piss in them on the bottom of the bottle put a mark so you can tell who is drinking the piss lemonade. and have a party of some sort. and set up a cooler full of good lemonade next to the bottles of pissed lemonade.

News: Sh*t and slide

the idea is if someone went on a haggard slip and slide down a hill and it was made with lube and shit and someone went down a rocky hill going through shit and rocks and

News: The popsicle race

Ive done this myself in the past with a couple of friends and it yielded interesting results. Go to the store and get some popsicles ( I'm fucking positive I'm spelling that wrong but fuck it) big meaty bastards like the old school bomb pops you then take x number of people and have them shove the popsicles up their asses the first person to fully melt the popsicle wins you can also do a long jump version where they have to shoot it out their ass and the person with the longest distance wins ...

News: Household down hill race

take any household item, take a downhill drag race, snow or dirt.... and race them, from fridges to sofas and sinks... have a downhill race... loser must eat yellow snow or hit with a piss filled water balloon

News: The drum kit

THE DRUM KIT is prank that needs 6 people ,five of them pretend the drum kit and the sixth plays the drums.The way to choose who will play is the sticks the one who picks the longest plays.

News: Confession Obsession

Religion can be so funny, and why not exploit that? How much do you think the man in the box could take? Go confess all of your "sins" you know, the usual dog raping, man on man love, jacking it everyday, and why not sin while your confessing! "Father, please forgive me for my fucking sins."

News: Oh that feels so good.

What better way to "Prank" someone than by getting them super fucked up and when they crash....and then wake up handcuffed to the bed post getting a massage by a drunken hobo. I'm sure it would be oh so fun for them.

News: Foammmmmmy

Fill one of your buddies vehicles with the mono foam they use for insulation and let it set and wait to see out come ha ha hope you guys consider it .

News: Won ton asian con

johnny knoxville and steve-o go to a high dollar asian resturant they then sneak wee man in, under the table with a recording of a cat meowing

News: Sleepy mouse trap

Youe put a mous trap in the alarm and set the alarm then you put another one in the light switch so when he wakes up, he gets the trap in the finger and on the floor.

News: HoneyMoon, Birds and the Bees

Spend all day together, laugh together, go on bike rides, go to the zoo, orgo on a romantic Honey Moon, all expenses paid.Set up your private location in a tent, gazebo, or a giant glass cube, anywhere completelysecluded, set up your table, two chairs, maybe some romantic musicpossibly a candle, whichever you desire, hang a fake moon in the middlelather it with sweet sweet honey, then add the last ingredient, see how long your lover can lastwhen the bees are added, this tests true commitment....

News: sprayer

rig an air compressor under a port-a-potty. and when someone goes to use the bathroom itll spray the water in their face.

News: The bullet proof vest

Well what u do is easy get wee man and strap him around one of u guys and start shoting at him with paint balls or anything awesome!.........!.........!.........!........!.........! Epic

News: The Griswold Jump

This stunt is meant to be a parody of National Lampoon's Vacation with JACKASS fixins. The "Holiday Road" song will be playing in the background as the entire cast is stuffed into this beautiful Lime Green 80's wagon. The wagon should be padded inside with as many male and female blow-up dolls, dressed as "leather boys" and "bondage girls", as humanly possible. The hood ornament on the station wagon must be a sculpted version of the DICK HOUSE rooster in vibrant color. On top of the staion wa...

News: Wednesday is hump day

Must be on a wednsday and you walk up to a stranger and hump their leg if they go to push you off say sorry i thought it was hump dayWe

News: Party boy a dance class

Get chris to party boy a dance class

News: Have you seen this ass?

Place signs everywhere with steve-o's ass on it saying have you seen this ass, and film peoples expressions when they see it.

News: The bungey cheato

similar to the bungy wedgie but using a cheato just like steve-o's

News: The nude run

have everyone run down a busy street fully naked

News: jackass skavanger hunt

do a skavenger hunt just like viva la bam

News: The 9 hole tee off

Tee off 9 different things including body parts, e.g someones butt hole, mouth, nose etc

News: what old people do for fun

everyone dresses up in old people clothes and make their face look old then get a room at an old folks home and trash it completly

News: the human can crusher

have heaps of cans (empty) and see who can crush the most on their head

News: Bull-ies

Have a rodeo arena to perform this stunt. Have all but one Jackass crew members dressed in prison attire. Have the one crew member dressed as a woman. Act out a skit where the robbers steal the woman's purse. Have the crew member dressed as the woman release a bull. Have the bull take down all robbers and have the woman retreive her purse.

News: NUTT CRACKER

take a sledge hammer head and a POWERFUL air cannon (this is a revisit to the cup test) then have Bam get shot in the NUTTS by it and then put a harness on him that can be ATTACHEDto a vehicle on the back ATTACH it and floor it he will cry like a BABY BACK BITCH and every one else will laugh there ass off

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News: Kidnap Bungie jump

Well, we all know what bungie jumping is, and we all know what kidnaping is, so why the hell not mix them together!! Just pretend to kidnap one of the guys when he's out doing his usual thing, dont let him know its you, then as he is blindfolded and tied up, take him to a brigde (or anything bungie jumpable!). Then as he is still tied up and blindfolded, attach a bungie cord to him, without him knowing, and throw him off! And all the while he thinks he's falling to his death!

News: the shitty ending

Here is what to do, get a catapult fill it full of poo launch it and try to hit someone that’s strapped onto a huge target and once you hit them they sound a horn, bam goes down a ramp on a skateboard dodging piles of poo if he clears it he hits a sign that drops steve-o into a pile of poo he vomits into a bucket, the weight of the bucket pulls the string attached to it, it opens a little gate were wee-man crawls through and he goes into like a suridge pipe, once he gets out the other end he ...

News: Bathroom surveillance

Record an empty bathroom for about 5 minutes. During the process of recording your bathroom, stage a fake wave in front of the camera using a friend.E

News: Dim Reaper

JACKASS STAR DIES. To pull this off you need to convince the crew who are getting pranked that a stunt has gone wrong.

News: Rake and Mustard

Its simple, you already know you get great reactions out of rake so why not prank him? everything he does needs to have mustard involved with it. Shampoo, toothpaste fill them with mustard. Put it on stuff when he's not looking(and run like hell) just all day piss him off