Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories
News: return of the oldman & woman!
Have the old man and woman come back and start doing it in a chucky cheese or matress store,maybe tryin to get into a night club or falling asleep in a weird spot..STREAKING OR UNDER WEAR WALKING IN A SPORTS STADIUM OR ARENA!!
The Return of Bams Butt Beads: R/C Airplane Edition
Fly an rc airplane with a line attached to the beads.
News: Bitch slap a wild animal OR pull out its ball hair and run!
Go up to an animal and slap it in the face or pull out its ball hair! Stupid yes ...funny yes lol
News: arrow roulette
the jackass crew stand in a circle and shoot the arrow above them
News: Welcome to Slingshot Lake
Use one of those big slingshots, and launch someone way the hell in the air into a lake.
News: The Drunken Blowjob
Get your friend wasted till he passes out. You then put some flour and water with a bit of salt in the microwave just to make it warm an thiCkin till it looks like sperm. then get a hot dog. ok have one friend stand next to your friends face with his dick out. then you quickley shove the hotdog in his mouth and pour the the salty sperm flour in. (you can also dIp the hot dog in it first) when he wakes up he'll freak cuz something was just in his throat now hes got salty white shit in his mout...
News: Girl Time
Dress up the Jackass guys like women, including high heels. Place them in a rodeo arena. Have the Jackass crew sit at a table in the middle of the rodeo. Act out a bad theatre play with the crew discussing random thing and drinking coffee. Release a bull into the arena to chase down each of the Jackass guys. The last person to leave the arena is declared the winner. The losers get to enjoy a nice cup of bull piss.
News: cumditioner
Get someones conditioner bottle empty half of it out or all the way out and fill it with horse semen. Set up a camera in the shower and watch them lather semen in their hair
News: American Idol Audition in disguise!
Audition for american Idol in disguise!
News: Bad Burrito
“Bad Burrito”
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News: The Ring of Fire
This works best if you're sharing a toilet with someone, like in a hotel or hostel etc:
News: Paint "Balls"
Buy empty paint ball shells Fill the empty shells with sperm..From friends, or from a sperm bank.
News: Donkey Hotel
Call into a fancy hotel, that allows pets. tell them you have two animals that need to stay one night with you.
News: Bridal Party Photo Freak-Out
IR Face Paint Cover your mug in IR face paint. It's invisible to the naked eye, but not cameras.
Your Poo Flood Begins: A Contest Update
Well, five days into the contest and our submissions box is flooded with poo. You guys are 1) amazing & 2) chronically scatological. Poo fights, poo-filled balloons, poo-powered rockets, poo-slicked slides, poo-spiked drinks…you get the idea.
News: Downhill Bike Race
A race down some absurd mountain on downhill bike. simple as that. no brakes.
News: Yellow Mustarded
What you do is you pretty much run up to people with a bucket of yellow mustard and dump on them then get the hell out off there. It's gross and you need a couple guys to hold the giant bucket. Dilute mustard to make sure you get the right consistency.
News: Zoo Attack
Dumb Idiot Have the guys at the zoo. One fan (actor) comes up who is crazy and wants to be on the show. He jumps into the place where there are gorillas. But all the gorillas will secretly be fake because they are people in costumes.
News: Dunn Gets His Wish
While Ryan Dunn is asleep, send a male stripper into his hotel room. Have him wake up to the stripper giving him lap dances and make it look like he's been partying all night with the guy.
News: Crazy War Vet
Have a jackass dress up like a war veteran. Have the jackass go out on the street and pretend like he thinks he is still in war. Have the jackass kill enemys and save peoples lives from non existing bombs and grenades. FILM REACTIONS!
News: Skydiving Mishap
Have one of the jackass guys think the skit is to go tandem skydiving with a funny costume on but the real prank is right as the jackass guy and the skydiving instructor jump out of the airplane the skydiving instructor says, "oh shit" and pretends their was a malfunction with the parachute that they're not deploying and then when they get close enough that they need to deploy it he deploys it and the jackass guy has been scared shitless
News: Fake Plane Hijack
So similar how you scared the shit out of Ehren with the fake Taxi Terrorist prank, this one you can get a lot more members of the crew with.
News: El triatlon del dolor
it starts with the running part with the ground full of mines and two bulls from spain,then the swimming part with the water with preston's poo and anguiles,finally the bike part with some guys hitting them with baseball bats, finally the winner gets a rock bottom from dwayne johnsonAND THAT'S IT DUDES!!!!
News: Bug Salad
Make some kind of food then add nasty things like bugs to it then give it to people at a store then when the take a bit it will taste nasty and it will have crunch stuff in it .
News: The Crash Test Dummy
Simple as the title, someone will particpate as a crash test dummy. The funny part of course the prank is the "particpate" will not know he is a crash test dummy. Its kinda like the prank that was pulled on Ryan Dunn in the addtional footage in the DVD of Jackass Number Two where an airbag was suppose to go off in his face. Well i hust thought of the same concept but add a 30 or if you want to go crazy, 40 mph crash into wall or whatever it may be. You would tell the person being pranked that...
News: Kayak Sky Dive
Warnings THIS STUNT IS INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING
News: The Poo Poo Pee Pee Attack
The Supplies You're going to need a lot of poop and pee for this one. Get guys with sling shots and squirt guns. If it's possible get a fire hose to shoot ALOT of piss at someone.
News: Sticky Wakeup
To pull this prank you have to lay down giant rat glue traps all over the floor beneath where a person is sleeping. Once you do that you beat the hell out of the person sleeping and push him off the bed into the glue traps making him stuck to the ground. Once on the ground two or three people shoot him with a taser or paintball guns. Funny as Hell.
News: Poo-nami
Alright my prank starts off with a port a potty and a fire hose. The fire hose would be attached to the port a potty through the small vent in the top of the toilet.
News: Monkey Being
So you go to the local zoo dressed as monkeys. It would be better if the monkeys looked extremely fake, like if they were green or purple or something.
News: In-Store Porno Shoot
Go to a place where they sell mattresses. Start bringing in equipment to make a porn. Make sure it's a gay porno.
News: Donkey Kong for Real!
Make announcement to people there’s a Donkey Kong Competition! People arrive and see a real life set looking like the classic arcade game. (see photo)
News: Sh*T n Slide
Water is not the only lubricant that makes slides slippery. This is a simple prank in that you must trick a guy to fall down the slide.
News: Walmart Intercom Interception
Go into a Walmart and find one of the intercom phones.
News: Hide & Seek Airbag Explosion
This prank is inspired by my "airbag couch prank". Place at least 2 airbags in the ground and tell someone that we are playing hide and seek and have them stand over the airbags.
News: Monopoly Life
Get a crowd of tourists to roam a farmers market attempting to pay for already licked ice cream cones in Monopoly money. Preferably the tourists would not speak English.
News: Straight Dave's Worst Nightmare
Ok, so this one is quite simple, and can be taken many many different ways, and done many ways, however the basic premise, is to get one of your single buddies to go to a bar or a club with you, hoping to score a chick for the night. He see's a hot chick, but you beat him to making the the move, you walk over and talk to her, then after a bit you come back and tell him that she is into him, and convince him to go talk to her, so he does, they hit it off, then leave the bar and head to a hotel...
News: Elephant Surprise
Warnings Very extreme