Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories

News: Poo Tea

So you get a cup of warm tea or coffee and then you put a small nugget of shit in paper or something that can hold it. Then u put a string around the shit and, like a teabag, just keep dipping it in the coffee or tea until there is nothing left. Serve at a warm temperature and enjoy.

News: Bobbing For Yellow Apples

Okay go with me on this one, I've had this idea for years. Play bobbing for apples, but instead of having the apples in water you should use piss (urine). Or you could use beer or some other liquid that looks like piss, and for the last person switch the beer tank with a tank filled with piss. It would be hilarious

News: Crack Shots

Pour liquor down your bare (unwashed) butt crack, collecting the run off in a cup underneath. Rebottle the liquor and serve shots. Ask them how it tastes. When they ask what, you reply "my ass"! =)

News: Poo Body Cast

Get a whole bunch of poo (animal or human) and then cover someone in it head to toe leaving enough room to breath. Then have the subject lay out in the hot summer sun and roast till the poo is crispy. Or use a tanning bed indoors and ruin everyone's sense of smell forever.

News: Crazy Race

Have each jackass design their own 'Racecar' to race down a steep hill with. Let each homemade car have their own things to help them win. Weapons darts thumb tacks fireworks smoke bombs, etc. Play dirty and see who the winner is. The first one down gets a dollar, and the last one down has to attempt to french kiss Rick Kossick or Lance Bangs. Or another punishment for losing.

News: Gorilla Man in Hollywood

I've got this awesome looking gorilla suit, that I use to mess around in, and it always has good results. For some reason people are just afraid of the suit. I think its because it looks so real, or that the face has an eerie stare. Some people don't even know what it is till its too late. Anyways, this thing is loads of fun and I still use it to this day.

News: Jello Bam's Lambo

We build an open top crate around Bam's Lambo. We make a jello super solution, and fill the crate with it. After it sets remove the crate and laugh at Bam when he sees' it. The more jello we add to the water the harder the jello will become. We would want to add enough to make the jello like a gummy bear.

News: The Rooftop Coffin Prank

Tell Ehren that he is going to do a prank by coming out of a coffin in pubic. When he is in the coffin take him to the top of a building. Tell him that the people who he was going to prank are going to be there in a few miniutes. Then leave, and about five min later tell him leave the coffin via walky-talky. When he gets out he will be surprised to see that he is on top of a building. Not only that but there will be some random dude up there too, and the dude will act as if nothing weird is g...

News: Whale vs Japanese Fisherman

So the basic idea is that you have someone who's in a whale costume and they could be handing out flyers, walking around or just whatever it is someone in a whale costume could do. And while there doing that some guys who look like Japanese fishermen, with fake spears and all that fisherman stuff, run up to him and try to catch him.

News: Crappy Limo Ride

Bake some brownies laced with chocolate laxatives and then place them into a fancy basket. Get someone to deliver them to you guys as a gift from some fans later in the day. When the brownies arrive offer them to your friends. Some of them will eat them and some won't, doesn't matter as long as a couple of people eat the brownies. Now tell everyone that you got a skit set up for them about 2 - 3 hours away from your current location and that you will meet them there but you need to do somethi...

News: Car Troubles

Okay, so you take an office chair to a car repair shop. Tell them you will need them to repair your broken tire. They will look at you like you are an idiot. Tell them it's your vehicle and you need it to get to point A to point B. When they tell you they can't help you, demand to see their boss. Be completely serious the entire time, cry for more affects. Do all this dressed as either a homeless person on a business man. This is a pretty stupid prank idea but if you guys did it, it would be ...

News: Vinyl Delivery

So you take an album cover...remember vinyl albums? Anyway you take shit...yours, your dog's, whatever. Put it inside the album cover. Make sure the shit stinks bad (preferably with decoative corn) and that it is in the album cover far enough to where the opening of the album cover is closed.