Hot Jackass 3D Contest News Stories
News: Poo Tea
So you get a cup of warm tea or coffee and then you put a small nugget of shit in paper or something that can hold it. Then u put a string around the shit and, like a teabag, just keep dipping it in the coffee or tea until there is nothing left. Serve at a warm temperature and enjoy.
News: Bad Santa
Dress Preston Lacy up like Santa, and dress wee man up like an elf and have them go in public. Have Preston randomly start beating up wee man in front of everyone and film reactions!
News: Air horn wakeup
Find a Sleeping a Victim Lay Marbles by his Bed
News: Cumballoon Fight
A simple idea, but I got a few chuckles out of it. A classic water balloon fight but instead of water use horse semen or horse urine as a substitute.
News: Bum Fishin'
This one's simple:
News: Mud Wash
Throw a bucket of mud on a random car as they drive out of a car wash.
News: Bobbing For Yellow Apples
Okay go with me on this one, I've had this idea for years. Play bobbing for apples, but instead of having the apples in water you should use piss (urine). Or you could use beer or some other liquid that looks like piss, and for the last person switch the beer tank with a tank filled with piss. It would be hilarious
News: Crack Shots
Pour liquor down your bare (unwashed) butt crack, collecting the run off in a cup underneath. Rebottle the liquor and serve shots. Ask them how it tastes. When they ask what, you reply "my ass"! =)
News: Poo Body Cast
Get a whole bunch of poo (animal or human) and then cover someone in it head to toe leaving enough room to breath. Then have the subject lay out in the hot summer sun and roast till the poo is crispy. Or use a tanning bed indoors and ruin everyone's sense of smell forever.
News: Saran Wrap Toilets
Wrap the entire bowl of the toilet with Saran wrap. Do it right before everyone goes to bed. When they wake up in the night to pee it will flood out of the toilet onto their feet.
News: Self Service Register Messages
I have always wanted to mess with people's heads, at those self-service registers.
News: Karate Kid
Go to a karate class. Get someone mad to were they will hit you then when the hit you. You will have a blood pack thing and you will bust it while you will fall on the floor.
News: Cop vs Runaway
Dress a jackass like a cop and another like a runaway prisoner. Go to a public place
News: Sidewalk Coins
Take some super glue and glue coins to the side walk. Then sit back and watch people break there nails trying to get them up. You can glue dollars too.
News: Early Easter
Location: Anywhere you guys can crack eggs on each others heads
News: Remote Control Demolition Derby Illusion
Warnings no one can get physically hurt just very emotional.
News: Crazy Race
Have each jackass design their own 'Racecar' to race down a steep hill with. Let each homemade car have their own things to help them win. Weapons darts thumb tacks fireworks smoke bombs, etc. Play dirty and see who the winner is. The first one down gets a dollar, and the last one down has to attempt to french kiss Rick Kossick or Lance Bangs. Or another punishment for losing.
News: Poor Phil at the Restaurant
Take Phil to a fancy place to eat. Have your winner of the contest sit next to your table back to back to Phil.
News: Gorilla Man in Hollywood
I've got this awesome looking gorilla suit, that I use to mess around in, and it always has good results. For some reason people are just afraid of the suit. I think its because it looks so real, or that the face has an eerie stare. Some people don't even know what it is till its too late. Anyways, this thing is loads of fun and I still use it to this day.
News: The Hotel Room Hangover
Warnings This prank was thought out to be performed by people such as the Jackass crew and on another Jackass member.
News: Rodeo Games
First Prank: Title: Bull-ish Thugs
News: Jello Bam's Lambo
We build an open top crate around Bam's Lambo. We make a jello super solution, and fill the crate with it. After it sets remove the crate and laugh at Bam when he sees' it. The more jello we add to the water the harder the jello will become. We would want to add enough to make the jello like a gummy bear.
News: The Rooftop Coffin Prank
Tell Ehren that he is going to do a prank by coming out of a coffin in pubic. When he is in the coffin take him to the top of a building. Tell him that the people who he was going to prank are going to be there in a few miniutes. Then leave, and about five min later tell him leave the coffin via walky-talky. When he gets out he will be surprised to see that he is on top of a building. Not only that but there will be some random dude up there too, and the dude will act as if nothing weird is g...
News: Blob to Poo Launch
This prank is called the blob and poo. All you need is a blob and a lake and a ton of poo.
News: Whale vs Japanese Fisherman
So the basic idea is that you have someone who's in a whale costume and they could be handing out flyers, walking around or just whatever it is someone in a whale costume could do. And while there doing that some guys who look like Japanese fishermen, with fake spears and all that fisherman stuff, run up to him and try to catch him.
News: House for sale
Have someone pretend to be a house salesman who's showing some people around a house. On the outside everything will seem normal but as they walk into the house everything goes mad.
News: Walmart Cart Stuff
The prank will start off with someone from the crew like Ehren; someone who will not be recognized. Go into Walmart and grab a shopping cart and move through the store filling the cart with random items. Completely fill it.
News: Confetti-ed Car
Pour confetti in their car's defrost vents. So, when they turn it on the whole car will fill with confetti.
News: Hidden Sand Hole
When you are at the beach, pick a victim or friend that is lying down on a towel on the sand. When they get up to use the restroom or for a drink, remove the towel and dig a hole where the towel sits.
News: Paintball in the Dark
Paintball in the Dark
News: Crappy Limo Ride
Bake some brownies laced with chocolate laxatives and then place them into a fancy basket. Get someone to deliver them to you guys as a gift from some fans later in the day. When the brownies arrive offer them to your friends. Some of them will eat them and some won't, doesn't matter as long as a couple of people eat the brownies. Now tell everyone that you got a skit set up for them about 2 - 3 hours away from your current location and that you will meet them there but you need to do somethi...
News: Pie Eating Contest
Have pie eating contest with at least 4 people. The contestants will have to eat the pies blind folded.
News: Car Troubles
Okay, so you take an office chair to a car repair shop. Tell them you will need them to repair your broken tire. They will look at you like you are an idiot. Tell them it's your vehicle and you need it to get to point A to point B. When they tell you they can't help you, demand to see their boss. Be completely serious the entire time, cry for more affects. Do all this dressed as either a homeless person on a business man. This is a pretty stupid prank idea but if you guys did it, it would be ...
News: Giant Poo Balloon Drop
My idea is they get too big a balloon and fill with urine and poo and throw it at someone from atop a building.
News: The Old Wiley Coyote Switcheroo
This prank seems kinda road runner/ wiley coyote-ish. You get someone to ride a bike or motorcycle perhaps during night-time, possibly in a race.
News: Packing Tape Door Way
First, get some of the clear packing tape that you use on cardboard boxes and stretch it across a door way. Since the tape is clear, you won't be able to see it if it's done right.
News: The Pooping Bird
Everything you need to know is in the picture. Dave England is perched in a tree dressed as a bird.
News: Bam's Bedfellow
Put a boa in bams bed while he is sleeping... then when he wakes up. Spray him with water to piss the snake off. The worst it will do is bite him and tighten its grip.
News: Vinyl Delivery
So you take an album cover...remember vinyl albums? Anyway you take shit...yours, your dog's, whatever. Put it inside the album cover. Make sure the shit stinks bad (preferably with decoative corn) and that it is in the album cover far enough to where the opening of the album cover is closed.
News: Shwimming
Start the day near a good night spot but also where there is also a sewage plant. Wait for one victim to pass-out.