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News: glue bam to a seat abd blow it it up

i really think good prink would be have bam go the bath room and not telling him that there is supper glue on the seat and then have johny go to the bathroomdoor and ask bam if he is all right and bam will say no because he glued to a toilt seat and can not get up so blow up the toilt with hime on it and laugh your ass off so dam hard.

News: Screw over the Local Supermarket

There's two senile senior citizens disguised from Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville who claims they have "gotten sick of hospital food", and decided to rob a local supermarket. One guy is wearing his sports shorts, walking with a walking stick, and with parts of his genitals exposing, plobbing everywhere. (Johhny) While the other guy's on a wheel chair, just pitifully rolling to the supermarket with his (fake) detures and the hospital gown(steve-O). As they entered the assumed "Cosco", they then p...

News: 70's Jackass

As everything is like modern maybe things should be taken back in time. So maybe the crew should dress up in the 70's style and like go around doing prank that would of been done in the 70's. Is pretty random but thought it would be awesome.

News: something truly warped

The pranks outlook.. a bunch of friends or campers are camping, someone that the people being pranked knows will suit up in a bear outfit then the "bear" will walk around just outside the camp to alert people then the "bear" charges. someone then grabs a gun with blanks in it, but no one is aware of this. then the person shoots the "bear" and the "bear" makes a very human "umph" sound and then hits the ground. people shout "i don't think that was a bear" so the people getting pranked and the ...

News: The Piss Tank

the idea of this prank is to have a dunk tank but instead of water it will be filled with piss and a way to get the piss is by collecting all of the cast members for as long as a month and it should be enough to fill up the tank

News: Fake cop

someone dress up as a fake cop and then start arresting people and put like two in the cop car and make it seem like if you were chasing a rober and ten get off the car and some dude gets in and leves with the ar with the people in the car and his calling his buddies saying his leaving los angeles to go to texas and they just say it was a prank.

News: monkey see monkey do

go to the streets ad put like johnny or bam on sunglases with a suit and go tothe strees of hollywood adstrt copying what a person does like if he starts wkingyo wk wth him if hesits you it ad then youll havea hidden caera and themae ryan dunn bein a fake police uniform and me him say is thisguy bothering you and then ryan will ac like if e was a retarted cop adyull keep on ding to diffrent people hope you enjoy it

News: WHEEL OF HUMILITY!!!!

WHEEL OF HUMILITY!!!! BY: Chris Turner Each person of the Jackass crew (excluding me) will pick a straw; the person with the shortest straw does not have to do the stunt Each member of the Jackass crew including me (if I win) including the person that does no have to do the stunt to think of what stunt/ prank we will do to the participating victims in a soundproof room with no windows to surprise the crew (but there will be a small camera inside the room so the moviegoer knows that the member...

News: (Lost)(The Milkshake)(The Rollerblader)(The Shit)(PissFight)

- (Lost) Get lots of bright snow gear including a survival/ travel backpack with tins and cans and rope etc hanging from the back and have a seperate big bag kinda like a duffle bag attached to a rope attached to your waist and go to a very populated area like downtown L.A. or something and walk really slow on the sidewalk or street liek ur in a blizzard. Helps to have snowshoes, ice pics etc.

News: Ultimate prank montage!!!

What we do is have a full day of pranks (24 Hours Mother Fucka!!!) in the time span of a few minutes. We do an assload of pranks. Weeman as an umpa loompa with party boy doing a wake up call for the cast. We dump fake snakes on bam. We do a Hair razor attack on tremaine. Stick Preston in a barrell and push him down a hill. Do a catapult prank on erin. Dump shit on dave england. "Drop" Steve-o from a huge building (give him a bungie or something). Also we have about 40 or more nut shots in suc...

News: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

a dude with a man thong and cat whiskers and a painted on cat nose and cat ears will stand on a marked space with big rubber bands stretched all around and all over his body like hes standin in a circle.the rubber bands will be stretched all over him and then they will be let go and snapped onto him and it will hurt like shit and it will leave red tiger stripe lines all over him and then right after hes like AHH FUCKKK!!! a big like fake dragon head will pop up and spit boiling hot water all ...

News: Spring Horse Rodeo

Ok, here is what I was thinking. You take a classic toy that most of us know as a child the horse with the springs that we all played on at one time or another. Then we strap that to a truck or trailer. Then we ride through the desert or dunes and try to hold on for as long as possible.

News: BAMS DANCE

Im not gay i swear... I swear I swear but, I say you should make BAM run around bare ass naked. He would do it to you. FUckit I will run around bare ass naked with BAM. Hell I will even swing from BAMs house ceiling , bare ass, using a rubber hose screaming like donkey kong. Its not much of a prank nor a dance but dam that would be FUNNY!! besides the girls want to see it and in the end thats what BAM wants! hahaha p.s we got some marbles for them too! sincerely IM GREGORY GONZALES (24) aka G...

News: See whats in your sewer

Plexie Glass on floor in (airport, Mall, large community) showing whats going down the toilet...watching some guys (mafia like or whatever) take another guy into the bathroom, when toilet flushes someone points out a bloody finger...Hot lady goes in and rancid shit comes out...business man goes in bag of cocaine flushed...etc :} HAHAHAHAHAHA! I thought it would be funny o.O

News: Bungee paintball

Have Steve-o and Chris Pontius,dressed in very little, do a tandom bungee jump off the highest bungee jumping bridge in the world which is in South Africa, it is 216meters high and as they jump have the rest of the crew with paintball guns ready to shoot them as the are flying through the air

News: Gay Parade

O look i do not have have hate towards gay people ,all respect to them but yo guys should make a public gay parade and make johnny the leader and make wear some white pants and a white shirt with his sailor hat and make it public,go around streets and scream in a megaphone "its okay to be gay" and the dickhouse logo flag,and make sure to have alot of gay people behind you but really its a great prank towards people who hate gays,haha and make johnny ask random people to join XDand make sure j...

News: Glued Shut

One retard, (preferably Steve-o) should glue his ass shut thinking he is doing a different prank, but its actually a prank inside a prank, he will be secretly fed laxative and chili. And he might even have to crap so bad he will rip his ass open?

News: Chees-us Christ

Have someone walk into a food mart and buy some cheese and as soon as the cheese (any type) is paid for whoever is doing it must stare at it for about 10 seconds with fear, when asked "if everything is all right?" start to run around the mart, cheese still in hand and scream "THE FUCKING CHEESE IS GOING TO KILL US ALL"

News: Dancing for boobs

Have Danger and Dave England in the middle of of a town (I suggest something like NYC in Times Square) with a sign that says "Will dance for boobs" on a piece of cardboard. They will need to dress like school girls with High Heels. Also have them say "We will dance for the cheap price of showing us your tits" over and over again" When are flashed they would have to say "Domo arigato MS Roboobto" And then start to dance to unfitting music, meaning it should not match they dance they are doing.

News: The Fireball Fire Rockets

This prank/stunt is to get a couple of big giant rockets and make a big hole on the top so that way people could either stand or sit on top of the rockets while someone takes a match and sets them off and go flying really high up in the air over a lake and landing in it. The people I could see doing this prank/stunt would be Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Preston, Bam Margera, Wee Man, and Dave England.

News: JACKASS SUCK

Ive noticed when Im drunk I SUCK HARD. By that I mean I give some serious hickeys. Not a little romantic pink mouth size thing. Im talkin some major black, blue, purple, red broken blood capillary, teeth included, raping the whole side of a neck type shit. It looks majorly brutal and takes months to go away.

News: Drop Through Floor

Subject enters a typical office where someone familiar is sitting behind a desk across from the door. Everything in the room is fixed to the floor or walls and the person behind the desk is secretly strapped into the desk chair. As the subject approaches the desk to sit down in a chair he will eventually come to the center of the room at this time the floor of the entire room will flap open (either 4 triangular flaps or one major flap) and subject will fall 20 feet onto a air bag below

News: JACK TO THE FUTURE

A montage of "Back to the Future" themed pranks: fill a convertible up with manure with the "Jackass" guys inside, infiltrate a high school dance as a fake band and play crappy music with sucky musicians, dancers, "Party Boy", try to hover craft over a pool of water, Peeping Tom gets hit by a car as innocents look on, paintball gun western duel, drink some "Wake Up" juice, etc. So many possibilities. Tell PJ Knox County says "Whatup?" :-)

News: A$$ Whooped By Kids

So you get in a room, playground, arena, whatever you've got to work with, with a bunch of kids. You give the kids tennis rackets, and you let them go off on you. Let them beat you up, hit you in the head, balls, face, anywhere is fair game. Only rule is not to cry.