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News: Golf Driving Range (erotic tale of the granny golfer)
FORE.................PLAY!!!!!!Hi Jackass team, guess I am a dumbass for not reading the rules (stupid within USA rule)
News: The Shock Maze
Make a maze out of invisible dog fence. Have a bunch of people wear many collars on their bodies and tell them they need to navigate their way to the end of the maze. They can see the end of the maze, but if they take the wrong path, they will get shocked. Also either have them wear the barking dog shock collars so that if they leave the boundary they will scream and keep getting shocked until they return to the maze path, or have another method to get them to return inside the boundaries. Bu...
News: Hot Knob or Fiver Fishing
Fiver Fishing Take a one or five dollar bill and super glue it to the bathroom floor. Put something atrocius on top of it and see how willing you pals are to geth the money.
News: She Man
This is the she man ok what you do is get a make up artist to make one of the crew to be dressed up like a 35 year old woman and make sure he looks very good looking and go to a club or a restaurant somewere were there men and hit on him so he or you will ask you out or ask him out and when you go out act very manly even go to the mens room when you come out have toilet paper on your foot and be very loud and laugh real loud eat like a pig it will be the funnyest thing. (optional) and then ju...
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News: Freefall Elevator
Tips a secret prank for Jeff and Johnny to read , or the element of surprise will be lost.
News: Roller Racer Wipeout
Remember the old Roller Racer? Well, bring it back Jackass style. Find a long, straight, steep outdoors stair case that has a lot of flat space at the bottom. A very long wood board will have to be measured by a wood wholesaler to fit the stair case from top to bottom.The rider will be wrapped in bubble wrap (or an oversized animal costume) and ride the Roller Racer down the staircase board to the bottom at frightening speeds and likely wipeout at the bottom. The bubble wrap (or animal costum...
News: The Poisionous Snake
For this prank you will be pranking someone on the crew, well set up a fake prank with a nonpoisionous snake that the person who is being pranked must be bitten by....manny the expert can be there fake panicing say that the certain snake was hightly poisionness and that he needed to be rushed to the hospital because they didnt have the right antivenom....if you REALLy wanna get twisted with the prank you can have the car "breakdown" and make him start running, then down the road you can set u...
News: a shitty shower
fill someone's shampoo and conditioner bottle with daves shit and set up a little camera in the bathroom
News: Jackass Pitfall
Remember the game pitfall on Atari? Take that exact scenario and create an actual Pitfall obstacle course complete with rope swings, snakes, quick sand, crocodiles, ladders, scorpions, rolling logs, boulders, moats, walls . . . and then throw in some classic Jackass stuff like poop bombs, port-o-pottys, bulls, etc.
News: Xbox Extreme Smash Freaking Madness
have a contest where a bunch of crazy video game nerds come and think that they are going to win a free xbox or other system, have them enter a contest and let them win, then have them do some stunts to finally win the xbox, just as you give them the system have it explode in their face somehow
News: Pregnant Lady in a Car
Go to a car dealership dressed as a pregnant woman and ask to test drive a nice car. Once in the car start chatting with the car salesman and suddenly pretend to feel pain and start fake contractions. Pull over the car and start screaming. Make the salesman feel scared and worry about the car. Start having fake blood squirt everywhere and complain about how it feels like you are being eaten. Eventually have a fake devil baby come out of a dress or skirt (could just be a doll). Pretend that yo...
News: swat team prank
throw a party and have the jackass crew invited and have set up underag girls..an planted drugs..swat team butes in an arrests th jackass crew and interrogate them..tellem theres two girls accusin them of rape and see how many cries
News: Mad Cow Meat Joust
Build wooden horses for the boys to joust on. The horses are built from the shoulder up so they can be ridden low rider style, (and a fall won't totally take out a cast member. But if you feel like making scale wooden horses, be my guest.). The horses must have some sort of hard to control motivator on them, like a sheet of thick ice, casters, or I suppose regular skate board wheels would work. (but skateboard wheels would offer maybe a bit more control than I had imagined).
News: Gorilla Man in Hollywood
I've got this awesome looking gorilla suit, that I use to mess around in, and it always has good results. For some reason people are just afraid of the suit. I think its because it looks so real, or that the face has an eerie stare. Some people don't even know what it is till its too late. Anyways, this thing is loads of fun and I still use it to this day.
News: "Urban Tarzan!"
Simple, hilarious stunt: Dress someone up as Tarzan and tie a rope to trees on a park, next to a sidewalk.
News: "Jello-Pool"
Find a friend’s pool in either late Spring or early Fall (need a cool night, but still want swimming to be an option). Unbeknownst to the friend, turn off the heater mid afternoon, allowing the water to cool during the evening. Overnight, fill the pool with Jell-O packets. An average-sized swimming pool (15’ x 30’) holds approximately 20,250 gallons of water or 324,000 cups. Therefore, you will need 92,571 packets of Jell-O or 259,200 if you want to make it one gigantic Jell-O Jiggler. You ca...
News: Klondike Bar
Do random jackass stuff that gets more and more intense for a Klondike Bar!
News: Dickogram version 2
1. Construct a Giant Dick Float over a car or van or motorcycle, that resembles a GIANT Dick, with a MegaPhone! (Mega phones make everything better!!!!)
News: To much shit
My prank is that you go to your buddies house Because you are going to make him/her something to eat. While your cooking the food you grab one of the bottles of laxcitives in your pures or a bag of "special ingretiences" that you brought with you, and with that bottle of lax. you poor it on the food while its cooking and then you grab your buddies drink and you grab another bottle of lax.(if you finished the first bottle) and poor it in his/her drink and put a little sugar in there just to ma...
News: SLING SHOT ...
SO IM NOT REALLY GOOD AT EXPLAINING THINGS BUT I SHALL DO MY BEST !! HAVE WEE MAN IN A SLING SHOT .
News: Ultimate prank montage!!!
What we do is have a full day of pranks (24 Hours Mother Fucka!!!) in the time span of a few minutes. We do an assload of pranks. Weeman as an umpa loompa with party boy doing a wake up call for the cast. We dump fake snakes on bam. We do a Hair razor attack on tremaine. Stick Preston in a barrell and push him down a hill. Do a catapult prank on erin. Dump shit on dave england. "Drop" Steve-o from a huge building (give him a bungie or something). Also we have about 40 or more nut shots in suc...
News: Straight Dave's Worst Nightmare
Ok, so this one is quite simple, and can be taken many many different ways, and done many ways, however the basic premise, is to get one of your single buddies to go to a bar or a club with you, hoping to score a chick for the night. He see's a hot chick, but you beat him to making the the move, you walk over and talk to her, then after a bit you come back and tell him that she is into him, and convince him to go talk to her, so he does, they hit it off, then leave the bar and head to a hotel...
News: Down the Commode
Okay, I discovered (while googling a photo for such a thing) AFTER conceiving this idea for this prank that there was actually a mammoth-sized inflatable toilet- that we would need for this skit- shown in the Kate Winslet/Hugh Jackman movie, "Flushed Away" (which I have never seen.) So, to me, I still consider this an original idea of mine.
News: Party boy a dance class
Get chris to party boy a dance class
News: Car Dealership & Bloody Brother and Trade In With Bullet Holes
This prank will take place at a New Car Dealership, you will be pretending to be in a big hurry with a bag full of cash wanting to buy a car and trade in your car that is filled with bullet holes.
News: Hot Poo-Tato
Picture the game hot potato where you pass it around to each other because the thing is steaming hot. Well, in this version you get the whole crew and some kind of a rubber ball - maybe those ones that they keep in the giant cages at grocery stores - poke a hole in it and fill it with poo and pee. Seal it back up, get an M80, make a hole on opposite and stick it in there and light her up. Play the game . . . whoever is holding it when the M80s are lit and explode gets covered in crap.
News: Duplex Poo Drop/Hot Sauce Tennis Ball Fight
Duplex Poo Drop: Cut a hole in an upper level floor. Cover the hole in saran wrap, staple the saran wrap around the edge, cover the hole with an area rug, walk someone into the hole, don't worry about injury, put a teaming pile of crap below to break the fall.
News: Car Wash Wake Up
Four of us decide to sleep in the back of a truck. Three of us know about the prank, the other one is the victim. The three of us wake up and slowly drive the truck to a car wash. We wake him up with an airhorn before we drive through. He gets a pretty bad, but hilarious wake up.
News: Million Dollar Prank
Record an old lottery Ticket winning. Then get a group of friends over and make someone go get a lottery ticket but you have someone give them a specific Ticket you made. Then you and all your friends can watch the Recording and you can prank either one or alot of friends into thinking they just own millions of Dollars
News: WHEEL OF HUMILITY!!!!
WHEEL OF HUMILITY!!!! BY: Chris Turner Each person of the Jackass crew (excluding me) will pick a straw; the person with the shortest straw does not have to do the stunt Each member of the Jackass crew including me (if I win) including the person that does no have to do the stunt to think of what stunt/ prank we will do to the participating victims in a soundproof room with no windows to surprise the crew (but there will be a small camera inside the room so the moviegoer knows that the member...
News: Soapy Suds Water Chug
Some old buddies and I used to play "Tonk for Water"- where at the end of each hand (of the card game "Tonk), the player with the highest hand had to drink a bottle of water. But the water is no ordinary water! It's soap sud water chugged from an empty- but unrinsed- shampoo bottle. The soap sud water sickens the most frequent loser, leading to many great laughs for all!To quicken up the game for a skit, instead of playing Tonk, we'd take turns drawing a card from a face-down deck of cards. W...
News: Vinyl Delivery
So you take an album cover...remember vinyl albums? Anyway you take shit...yours, your dog's, whatever. Put it inside the album cover. Make sure the shit stinks bad (preferably with decoative corn) and that it is in the album cover far enough to where the opening of the album cover is closed.
News: Sleeping Roommate Face Smash
This is the sleeping roommate face smash prank. Sleeping roommate
News: Pocket Rocket Paintball
Jackass guys will play paintball with a twist weeman's pale skin would look fantastic covered in bruises1) They will be wearing no clothes, only facemask and underwear2) They will be riding pocket rockets (mini motorbikes) 3) Teams of 2 - each team connected by a 4m rope (this will hopefully makes things a lot harder)Last man standing (riding) winscheers guysjosh mckee
News: Super Glue Toilet Seat
Put super glue on a toilet seat. See how long it takes for victim to unstick themself.
News: The Plugger
this is called the plugger your going to get a cannon like type thing (something like a potato gun) get a projectile-- stick it in the cannon then get bam or steve o or knoxville to stand like 30 or 40 feet away away from the cannon have their butt hang out and fire the projectile at their butt to try to plug it
News: shower fun time
so victim gets in the shower. person locks/blocks them in the shower. victim does not know they are locked in. let victim get all wet and fill the shower up with a bit of water. (before victim gets in shower) hook up a stun gun, or some other low voltage torture machine to the drain of show (which is usually metal). so, victim is stuck in shower, soaking wet, naked, water at the bottom of the tub, turn on electricity, watch the fun.
News: Pucker Up and Blast off
Stick a bottle rocket in your butt hole, also three in your mouth, and tie one around your dick with a string, and light all 4 of them at once.
News: Beer Refill
Find heaps of beer cans and beer bottles as well as beer cartons. Either pee in them or put something rotten in them.